Ek second…


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Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein





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16 Responses to “Ek second…”



  1. dvzjkav Says:

    lallu joke tha

  2. murari Says:

    achha joke kafi dimag chahiye samjhane ke liye

  3. arisha saifi Says:

    really..very nice jock

  4. Banasree Says:

    aisi samajhder patti dikhai nahi deti

  5. ]ara Says:

    banasree you are right

  6. anjalianjali Says:

    realy its toooooooooooooooooo
    funest joke

  7. anjali nair Says:

    ediot joke. kuch samaj nahi aaya.

  8. Isma Says:

    bakwas
    agar acche joke nahi milte toh kyo post karte ho ase sade hue joke??
    shiv jaise or b bahut sare

  9. jhanvi Says:

    what a intelligent pati !

  10. Santosh Says:

    wife ne chavanni maangi thi (matlab rs. 10000), tab husband ne bola tha ki ek second mein deta hoon (matlab 10 saal baad).

  11. priyanka gupta Says:

    aacha joke hai

  12. Aksh Sharma Says:

    @anjali nair Says: @Isma Says
    samajh me aane ke liyee dimaag ki awashyakta hai anjali!!!

  13. Alisha and Shariqua Says:

    u r wrong @aksh sharma …
    I think anjali & isma is right …..
    samajh a gya lekin mahan bakwas joke hai …
    its joke i dont think so …. :O

  14. kANISHKA SHARMA Says:

    really this joke is very nice.
    who pati toh dus sall mein paisa…

  15. reem is best Says:

    dimag wala joke

  16. Vipin singh Says:

    Nice joks

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