You Look Like My Wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.
“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
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August 30th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Ladkiyon ke gale padne ka isse achch a bahana aur kahan milega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 11th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
AWESOME JOKE . I AGREE WITH arif . IM agirl if a boy come nears me and give me a silly answer what was he doing to me . I WOULD SLAP HIM
March 11th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
I REALLY LIKE THE JOKE
January 3rd, 2011 at 11:58 pm
v nice jokes i like it
February 11th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Its a good idea to hug a girl. And for this, a girl should beat him with the help of bar-security.