Blonde One-liners
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
They are for those who don’t drink!
How do you keep a blonde busy?
You give her a bottle of shampoo that says: “Lather, rinse, and repeat.”
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born that way.
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn’t wake up the Sleeping Pills.
