A sweet kissful letter…
A letter has been sent from a husband :
Dear Sweetheart :
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
Your Loving Husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart.
March 13th, 2007 at 10:31 am
I am forwarding herewith a joke, kindly read it and laugh
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
ENJOY THIS!
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Enjoy!
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
enjoy
March 23rd, 2007 at 12:18 am
hahahahhaha
March 24th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Nice joke!!!!!!!hahaha
March 26th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
its great and tooooooooo funny
March 28th, 2007 at 5:58 am
nice joke
March 29th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Barter System….. Tit for Tat
April 1st, 2007 at 12:45 pm
good joke
April 2nd, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Joke Fwd
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
good joke!!!!! hehehe
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:39 am
hey nice job…. it was really a nice joke on hubby… coz they think they r too smart but women can show that they are not less than them in humour….
Keep it up buddy…
April 19th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
it was the best joke i read
fantastic keep it on
good nice joke
hehehehehehe
April 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
kissy item. fishy wife. lousy husband.
entertaining altogether.
April 28th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Nice one Dude
April 28th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
hey fella nice joke,kp on giving us mo
May 1st, 2007 at 2:53 am
NICE WIFE HELP HUSBAND EVERY TIME IN EVERY SITUATION EVEN NOW A DAYS WIFE NOT USING KISSES INSTEAD OF MONEY ……. hahaha nice !!!!
May 5th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
good joke buddy
May 8th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
fantastic joke?i really enjoyed
May 12th, 2007 at 1:55 am
very nice joke.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:02 am
This is so funny
Khush
May 14th, 2007 at 8:14 am
very funny jokes send me again and again this type of massage.
May 14th, 2007 at 10:19 am
very funny………
May 14th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Really good joke!!
May 15th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
very funny joke plz do send these type of jokes!!!!!!!!
May 15th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
very goodjoke.
May 16th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
good as i thoguht any way thanks to ur web site and who found it and i think this will be help full ti send me mails and i also request that 2 send me mail to my id by yoyo
May 21st, 2007 at 4:01 am
thanks!!!its a very good ones
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:48 pm
nt so much funny. its seem old joke. try to write something new guys. thks lolzz
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
hahaahahahahahhuuhuu.stop
really funny its my 1st reply .supar nova(bhavesh very good yaar).
June 1st, 2007 at 1:14 pm
bahut mazay ka joke hay, i am sending my comments very first time.
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:49 am
IT WAS REALLY A NICE JOKE AS IN TODAYS WORLD WIFES NEEDS KISSES NOT FROM THERE HUSBANDS BUT FROM THERE BOY FRIENDS… HA HA HA….. JUST JOKING
June 8th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
too good man. i got stomach folden
June 10th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
nice joke …………
June 14th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
really very nice if it happen than good for every ones life like thailand
July 24th, 2007 at 1:41 am
master strok by woman ! great great joke . keep it up
July 24th, 2007 at 7:59 am
funny……….ha ha ha…….
July 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
very funny joke ha ha ha……………..
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
dis woz a reely funny joke.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
good stuff.
August 8th, 2007 at 12:39 am
So amazing!
August 8th, 2007 at 11:15 am
very nice joke
August 10th, 2007 at 10:31 am
That’s gr8 1. hope to find more jokes like this.
August 11th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
very funny.Give us more.cant stop laughing
August 29th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
funny but want more funnier……
August 30th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
this is really very kool kisses may i get one of them please i request this to jokes duniya
September 4th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Nice…. Very funny. Wifes need kisses more than Husbands….WOW
September 7th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Not bad!I can’t smile with this joke
September 12th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Serves him well since men think that women have got no requirements.All the same women take care that thre is a killer disease called Aids.
September 13th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
my husband neither gives me his salary nor any kisses how will i survive
September 27th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
i really liked it good keep it up.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:21 am
.very simple yet humorous and with sense..i really like it!!!
September 30th, 2007 at 11:51 am
One kiss from me.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
i really liked ur joke.good keep it up..wife only need husbands kisses not his salary very very funny
October 5th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
its very old jokes. much peoples know this jokes n one is me.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
I like thise joke…but its old…plz send some new jocke….
October 14th, 2007 at 11:38 am
its super joke.then what did the husband says for his wife’s answer. but its super. hahahahahahaahahah
October 24th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
seriously the joke was too cheap
October 31st, 2007 at 6:49 pm
it’s the nice joke; i will share it to my classmate. Thanks.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:30 am
Its a lovely joke, I have liked it.
November 5th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
i like it, but not bud if i demand 2kisses from her.
November 6th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
it is fuuuuny joke
November 7th, 2007 at 11:11 am
he he he ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho…
nice one……………
November 8th, 2007 at 11:32 am
crazy! hahhahhhha but you know she was not my wife….. keep it up man. send some more …
November 11th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
the supermarket owner is the smartes one of the because he gained more than kisses.
November 15th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Good Joke !!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Right answer to right husband
November 17th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
ha very nice joke my sweetheart
December 4th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Nice one, I will sent it to my colleagues incuding my boyfriend
December 5th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Hey……….Toooooo….good
December 6th, 2007 at 12:40 am
Awesome joke. I love it. Keep up the good work.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:56 am
reli cool one…
December 6th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
its a very old joke…………
bring something new n innovative
but anyways
keep smiling
December 13th, 2007 at 9:24 am
i like it………….
December 15th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
not bad!
December 21st, 2007 at 11:48 pm
hahahahahah good joke
January 7th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Yes…. I think it’s a nice punch to those
hubby who likes to outsmart their wives….
but guess what dears.. woman have become strong and it looks like you’ve got a competition
January 7th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Yes.. definately a nice one for those men out there who likes to outsmart their wives but then guess what dears… woman have bcome strong and it seems like you have a competition
January 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am
hahahahahahahahaha…………….
Thanks for Lovely Jokes…Its really very nice jokes…
January 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
cool but not so interesting, frankly speaking this joke has been old , better luck next time
January 16th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
gud but too old!!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
never knew that kisses can be that cheap 4 da hus in that he lets da honey bee serve them like drop it like its hot. n’way that was pretty funny do it again
February 9th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
very nice one keer kiss in touch
February 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I can`t imagine receiving such a heart breaking from a wife.
Anyway such deserves such bcoz of been irresponsible.
mmmmmmmm yayaya
February 28th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
it is a good idea,the husband does not have to send her money.next time he should send her a thousand kisesssssssssss…
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
husband you have to be careful when sending kissess.she might use them for something way out of that.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:06 am
this is tooooooooooooooooo funny joke,like this types of jokes.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
nice joke
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Its going to be a smashing hit in no time
April 7th, 2008 at 11:09 am
fentastic, great it is great laughing
April 13th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
m sending u my comments first time its really funny joke i love this joke very much keep it up
April 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
This joke was a lesson for the husband who don’t send there salary to there wife.
Take care my friends sent your salary to your wife .because see have lot of chanles for making money.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
very nice joke
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
It is soooooo nice. I love it
September 11th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
share with me this few remarks……and jokes!
October 24th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
i liked this joke.It gives sense of responsibilty to irresponsible husband.Send more jokes.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
good
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 am
nice one…
September 5th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
hi, its really a must joke on hus-baaaaand.
hohohahaha
September 5th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
nice joke
September 5th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
maza aa gaya ha ha…….
September 6th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Very gud reali liked it.
September 6th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
GOOD ONE!!!!
September 6th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Gud!
September 7th, 2009 at 12:17 am
after reading this joke i stopped sending kisses to my wife and i have tobe perfect in sending money
September 7th, 2009 at 12:21 am
my time in africa now 10h 45min
September 7th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Yes it quite good and interesting.
September 7th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
very funny joke………
I like this type of joke so plz send me that type of joke & all this i share among my friend & colleges…..
September 7th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Nice joke, i luv it. Men shuld learn from it.
September 7th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
vey amusing – thanks for sending wonderful jokes
September 8th, 2009 at 11:31 am
it’s too old
September 8th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
nice kiss ka nice reply lettr.
so batterrrrrrrrrrrrr.
September 8th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
It is funny!!!!!!!!!
September 9th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
oooh unbelivable!!!!!
Good joke,Funny and intersting
Take care
September 9th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
It is veru wounderful, keep on
September 9th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I liked this joke. It is little long one, but really funny joke.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:26 am
a very wise wife, and a good joke, it will help many wifes 2 treat her hubby
September 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
nice jokes
i am very laughing and laughing
hummmmmmmmm
September 21st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
gooood …
i m got the idea hw to deal in future ..hahah
Kisss ka jawab kiss se
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Superb
October 4th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
this joke is good but i expect too much funny jokes than it. thank u
October 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
i enjoyed this joke. poor husband should not continue this kind of errors
October 6th, 2009 at 8:33 am
very very nice………………………
i like it…………
October 8th, 2009 at 11:42 am
it it so funny.mera pait dukh rha hai
October 12th, 2009 at 1:36 am
one of d sweetet jokes I hv ever hrd.
November 4th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
very funny jokes
November 4th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I told this joke to d membrs of my laughing club, “shRAD NAGAR LAUGHING CLUB “IN VADODARA Gujarat.they laughed so loudly & for a long time.every one enjoyed this joke,its true that, laughter is d best medicine. thanx,.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:35 am
gud stupid fellow
November 10th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
very latest joke
November 11th, 2009 at 8:51 am
it was like time pass not good joke at all
November 11th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
GOOD BALANCE SHEET HA HA HA
November 18th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
it’s realy gud……………
November 18th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
very funny my stomach is paining
November 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
It’s very joking joke.
November 24th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
hubby wil never think to send this sallary in dream its very expensive
December 12th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
i like it…………
December 19th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
THIS JOKE IS TOO MUCH.
January 27th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
nechwachuh this it was very funny
February 17th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
That’s best jokes for all married men and women
March 7th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
good joke but not so funny type send some new haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
March 18th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
fantastic,superb,excellent and much more.its really a nice joke to be forwarded to the wife
March 18th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
hatkeeeeeeeeeeeee jokkkkkkkkkkk
April 3rd, 2010 at 2:18 pm
good joke hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
April 6th, 2010 at 11:41 am
very funny and interesting.
April 7th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Seems to be one of the rarest sarastic joke. Hats off to the sender.
B.K.Khurana
April 9th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
so sweet and kissful joke,suitable for husbands not helping financially to their wifes except kissing tham
April 16th, 2010 at 10:20 am
This is really mind blowing
April 17th, 2010 at 9:27 am
It is a gud joke.it is very funny & interesting.
April 17th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
she has done a good job i love this joke
April 20th, 2010 at 10:51 am
it is great joke. lage raho…………….
May 8th, 2010 at 11:53 am
“POOR HUSBAND“
May 14th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Excellent jokes. Mind glowing
May 21st, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Very nice but I know this joke
May 21st, 2010 at 1:46 pm
nothing new. again the old one. send some new.
May 22nd, 2010 at 3:23 pm
really nice joke
May 28th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
It is a very nice jokes and a lesson for the men to be careful dealing and handling their life partners
May 30th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
i want that balance 35 kisses…to cool nice jokes guys…
June 1st, 2010 at 4:55 pm
ghatiya joke
June 1st, 2010 at 5:51 pm
how many time you will send the same pakaoo old one joke.
June 14th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Sweet kisses to you!
June 16th, 2010 at 9:58 am
This jokes is better then other jokes.
I like to this jokes.
June 20th, 2010 at 10:09 am
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh..rly funny..what a smart wife..hey guys b carefuly don’t play games with US..
June 22nd, 2010 at 11:07 am
nice joke
June 25th, 2010 at 11:57 am
plz send me more jokes like this to my email id plz plz
June 26th, 2010 at 7:37 am
im ready to cash her left overkisses
June 27th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
good Jokes. but i am hoping some more interesting jokes.
July 14th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
koolyo
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Good Joke but as this is non veg joke i don’t promote you to send the same kind of joke further. thanking you.
August 16th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
It is very funny
August 18th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
its very funny!
August 18th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
hahahahahahaahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 21st, 2010 at 5:42 pm
nice one
keep posting
August 22nd, 2010 at 3:40 pm
ur jokes r improving & its 1 of ur best!!
keep it up !!
August 24th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
nice joke
August 27th, 2010 at 9:32 am
i like a joke please send jokes
September 12th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
I didnt understand tho.:(
September 24th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
nice, per sada kiss naal kujh nahi bannda
September 26th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Very nice joke hahahahaha
September 30th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
The joke is very Nice, Fantastic, mind blowing.kati keko keka…………………………..
October 1st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
good?!
October 8th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
awesome joke !!!!!
October 20th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
excellent
October 21st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
it’s very gud and marvalous
October 27th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
very nice i like it
October 28th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
what a beautiful barter system.
November 16th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
such a funniest joke.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:40 am
dear,
this joke is very funny and very cute. i will like this type of jokes. thank you very much to you and please send this type of sms and small joke sms daily.
maruthi
November 30th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
best one from all!!!!!
December 1st, 2010 at 8:07 pm
this joke is very funny and very cute. i will like this type of jokes. thank you very much to you and please send this type of sms and small joke sms daily.
maruthi
December 3rd, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Very Funny joke
December 12th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Good Joke
December 31st, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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December 31st, 2010 at 9:53 pm
hasband ne khud he apna band bajba liya.
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December 31st, 2010 at 9:55 pm
ha ha ha…………………………………………………………………………………………..ha ha aha…………………………………………………………………………..hah………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
naughty wife
January 7th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
that was a hard one
January 12th, 2011 at 9:00 pm
One of the very-very niciest joke i’d ever read! Thanks for this.
The wife is very funny and intelligent to the husband and her reply is very naughty.
I enjoyed it a lot
January 29th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Best Joke
March 7th, 2011 at 10:53 am
wheres from copy that,but nice
March 9th, 2011 at 12:58 pm
wahoo………………………….. very, nice………….
March 21st, 2011 at 11:02 am
ohhhh nice joke
March 24th, 2011 at 7:37 am
WHAT A NICE JOKE …. WIFE IS ALWAYS SMART….
May 3rd, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Instead of replying this one,the wife must should sent all debitter(Baaki-udhar hisab wale)to her husband,to manage debit Account by the currency of kiss.
May 3rd, 2011 at 7:37 pm
What an idea sir ji?
May 3rd, 2011 at 7:40 pm
WoW!!!
May 12th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Nice joke but older one
May 18th, 2011 at 4:48 am
very good joke ha ha ha ha
June 15th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
VERY FRUITFUL AND JOYFUL ANSWER
June 18th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
nery vice……oh sorry i mean very nice
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:30 pm
it is too good
June 24th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
good Jokes I likes this jokes thanks for the send good jokes
June 24th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
I likes this jokes thanks for the send good jokes
June 24th, 2011 at 12:22 pm
This joke is hear teach
June 27th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
WHAT A NICE BUDGET…..
June 27th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
WHAT A NICE BUDGET
June 28th, 2011 at 11:49 pm
superb
July 17th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
i hope people could do this
July 26th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
really nice one.At a same time my heartiest consolation to that husband.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:30 pm
awesome!!!!!
brilliant !!!!!!!!!
aaj ki hakikat dikhata hai…….
July 27th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Bismillah Kya Joke Hai.
Aaj ke jamane ki hakikat bayan karta……..
August 3rd, 2011 at 12:11 am
very very sexy joke
August 26th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
hahahaha…….this is the better reply to the husbend….he will never send kisses in the letter.
August 28th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
this is very superb joke.
September 3rd, 2011 at 1:31 pm
What an idea sirji
September 9th, 2011 at 11:37 am
this is very very nice. At a same time my heartiest consolation to that husband.
September 29th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
that is really a good one:))) i njoyd it:)))))))
October 6th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
it is realy more then good joke
October 16th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
it is a really nice joke….!!! this type of jokes really give us lots of fun and also give us good lesson…….!!!!!! ha….ha…..he…..he….ho…ho.
October 26th, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Not bad. . . . !!!
November 12th, 2011 at 11:33 am
Wife ki reply na Gayrat dilai ha, ki wo bina cash ka hbi time pass kar sakti par tum…..kuchh nahi kar sakty
November 17th, 2011 at 11:48 am
it’s nice joke to smile
December 5th, 2011 at 9:36 pm
it is great joke. lage raho…………….
December 14th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
its a sweet one ,watch out u crazy man
January 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 pm
too good
January 23rd, 2012 at 5:55 pm
GOOD USE OF KISS HHHHHHHH
January 24th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
cheap but did make me smile
January 24th, 2012 at 7:59 pm
cheap but did make me smile…
February 17th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
i like it
March 18th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
gooddddddddyyyyyy
March 18th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
nice joke
March 20th, 2012 at 7:22 pm
very good answer for misers.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:16 am
Toooooooooooooo good
………very wise wife indeed 
May 7th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
After a long time I read this, really a good joke..
May 7th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Good for entertainment but illogical.
May 15th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
It is a message for the husbands not to leave their wife without money. Send money regularly to her to enjoy.
July 10th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
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