Tishra kaun…


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Ek metting hoti hai uss metting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.

Who iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banay jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.

Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa aagaya. President ne kaha ki main proof kar sakta hoon. Sardar bola kaise???

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President:
Acha bataon mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Bohot sochne samajhne ke baad bhi sardar uske sawalo ka jawab nahi de paya.

Toh president ne jawab diya ki who thisra kon?… main Mister Clinton. Jawab leker sardar wapas aagaya phir metting bethi. Sabhi ne kaha kya tumne pata lagaya. Toh sardar ne kha ki haa. Hampe jokes iss liye bantain hai ki haam bewakuph hotain hai.

Yeh suntain hi waha par bethai sabhi sardar pinak gaye par unko shant karte hue sardar bola ki usne proof kiya hai. Chalo main tum sab se ek sawal karta hoon ki mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Sabhi shochne lage par koi jawab nahi de paya tab sardar bola, “Are bhai thisra koun woh Mister Clinton.”





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29 Responses to “Tishra kaun…”



  1. manoj Says:

    bhai ye kya tha joke tha ya story thi …kuchh palle hi nahi pada

  2. pankaj bhatt Says:

    yaar chhote chhote joke likha karo bade joke boring hote hai

  3. dj doll Says:

    ab pad liya or ab afsos ho raha hai k pada hi kyon…….

  4. amith Says:

    bakwas….
    must read it….
    this is for the owner of this joke….

    Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Rs. 1 crore….in Crorepathi Prgrame. The proceding is like below..

    The questions are as follows:

    1) How long was the 100 yr war?

    A. 116
    B. 99
    C. 100
    D. 150

    Sardar says “I will skip this”

    2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

    A. BRASIL
    B. CHILE
    C. PANAMA
    D. EQUADOR

    Sardar asks for help from the University students

    3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    A. JANUARY
    B. SEPTEMBER
    C. OCTOBER
    D. NOVEMBER

    Sardar asks for help from general public

    4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

    A. EDER
    B. ALBERT
    C. GEORGE
    D. MANOEL

    Sardar asks for lucky cards

    5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

    A. CANARYBIRD
    B. KANGAROO
    C. PUPPY
    D. RAT

    Sardar gives up.

    If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardarji’s replies, Then please check the answers below:

    ….

    ….

    ….

    ….

    —-

    —-

    —-

    —-

    —-

    —-

    —-

    1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from
    2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
    3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
    4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
    5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

    Now tell me who’s the dumb one….U foolish , So,..Don’t ever laugh at a Sardar ji again.OKAY

  5. mona Says:

    good joke

  6. dhiru Says:

    abe bhutni ke insult ke liye beja tha ye sms

  7. arisha saifi Says:

    its only a jock…so why u take it serious.

  8. pooja Says:

    It’s just a stupid joke. Ya but looks like your story.

  9. navneet kaur Says:

    @ amith
    gud joke

  10. Rajan 130012 Says:

    Bekar

  11. shiben Says:

    its a good joke!!! I like it man!!!. ok by

  12. shiben Says:

    jokes are my favorite but yeh joke bahote demage pakane wala joke hai!!! jesne bhi yeh joke banaya voh bahote pagle hoga!!!!!!!!!!

  13. sardar ji Says:

    don’t make comment on sardar g….. sardar kisi se kam nahi o.k…….

  14. Rajesh Says:

    wat a joke

  15. Preet Says:

    wtf.. sardaro ko tum log smjte kya ho..
    hmari india ki govt ek sardar chala re.. or vo is tym world k best ministers me se ek hai..

  16. Ajay Says:

    I can say the same thing jus change the sardar word in to Pakistani, or Bangladeshi, or Pathan, or anything else, jokes are made to laugh not to creat groups or cast, at least get this joke removed with an apology from whoever wrote this stupid nonsense joke, shame on whoever wrote this, don’t even have guys to say sorry.

  17. Ajay Says:

    I can say the same thing jus change the sardar word in to Pakistani, or Bangladeshi, or Pathan, or anything else, jokes are made to laugh not to creat groups or cast, at least get this joke removed with an apology from whoever wrote this stupid nonsense joke, shame on whoever wrote this, don’t even have guts to say sorry.

  18. sneha Says:

    pura bakwas tha try again

  19. kevin Says:

    bakwas

  20. saman Says:

    rare yaar maza nhi aya

  21. Mehtab Says:

    Isse bekar joke to mene aaj tak nahi padha

  22. lucky Says:

    arrey sardaro par joke bananey walo..chullu bhar pani mein doob maro..tumhari hindu koum ko bachane wale guru bhi ek sardar hi they..varna aaj sare hindu musalman hote.agar yakin nahi aata to history padh ke dkh lo.sharam karo

  23. Bohemia...... Says:

    Teri maa ki sale… Bhenchood aage se aise jokes post maat karna beta.Tere jaise log hi kisi religion ko ya community ko down karte hai.Khud kya tu Newton ka beta hai.Sale dunia ke har kone main sardar hain….Jo aata sara desh khata hai usse sardar hi aapne khun pasine se barha karte hai…Desh ko ajjad bi Sardar Bhagat Singh ne karaya tha.Desh ko lutne aate Paschim ke luteron se Sardar hi bachate the.Aaj Border par desh ko mostly Sardar hi baacha rahe hai….12 bajhe jab sipaahi maa behne uthane aate the to Sardar hi aate the.Jab Kashmiri Pandition ko Aurangjeb katal karne wala tha to Shri Guru Teg Bahadur ne apni Shahidi de kar unhe bachaya tha…There are infanite no. of storys of there galory.

  24. junat artonaj Says:

    mere dear friend mere bahot sare punjabi sardar dost hai…….or maine ye notice kya kiya hai ki wo bewkoof nahi balki bhole hote hain…..iska matlab dil se bahot achhe hote hai our dimag se tej…………aur mere khayal se panjabio ki yarri sayad hi duniya me koi karta huga……..dosto ki liye jan dene pichhe nahi hate……..seriosly it’s my personal experiences.

  25. jagjiwan Says:

    monish sharma bhanchood tu gangu ki aaolad hai .sardaron ke bare main tu keya janta hain.sardar hindustan ki sub se bhadur kum hai.tum jasey bharhamanon ko bachane wale sardar he thay .aagay se asi bakbas mat likhna

  26. pbmrkj Says:

    sardarji to bevkuf the lakin joke banane vale bhi bevkuf kyoki a to story he ya joke kuchh pata hi nahi chalta

  27. jasmeet Says:

    agar sikh bewkoof hai toon ek baat batao ki
    hazaroon saloon se jo desh ke hit me ladta raha hai voo kaun hai agar sikh na hote to abhi tak saare musleman ban gaye hote check thhe sikh history and also listen the song no more jokes on sardars written by sikander kahlon

  28. jasmeet Says:

    and also song by sikander kahlon

  29. jatinder Says:

    saale aage se sardaaro par joke likhe to teri maa bahn ek kar dunga

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