Man Versus Women
This is a must read before you get married:
Before marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you hug me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you beat me up?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – - – simply read the above conversation from bottom to top.
And, if you’re already in a tight relationship, these are the rules that you ought to follow:
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always gets the last word!
It’s an ongoing battle of gender. Men say they don’t understand women and women say that men are generally insensitive. So, what’s the whole hustle about? May be that is why they say men are from Mars and women from Venus.
Here’s the link to more Man versus Women battle stories.
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August 7th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Hmmm Nice One
I think this all is going to be happen in everyone life
August 7th, 2008 at 9:21 am
haha…..
good order of conversation in first one…
August 7th, 2008 at 9:37 am
such a very nice…..
August 7th, 2008 at 11:28 am
yes, nice one
daniel
August 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
dis is absolutely rite.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Nicely expressed…..
Keep it up
August 7th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
its realty and fact.
such a very good conversation. & black hummer.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
okkkkkkkk
August 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
August 7th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
very very nice indeed. i look forward
to similar jokes.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
This is absolutely correct, very well said. this is the case with almost majority of men.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
sometimes it is true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but not always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
reality is never a joke
August 8th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Hey Shielu,
nice ones
August 8th, 2008 at 5:46 am
lolzzzzz now here too boys vs girlss
not bad……..keep it up!!!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:18 am
ya..vgud nd atleast now boys shud learn frm this joke it is a reality not joke that how rude they bcme after marraige.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Well written, Are you the sufferer, Seems that some research is done after suffering, Anyway, thanks for this. I want to see something your tormentor writing this similarly next time. All the best
August 8th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
This is more of a reality than a joke. Men are always at the receiving end.
August 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
FEMALE ALWAYS FIGHT 4 EQUALE RIGHT
BUT THEY DO MOT WANT 2 STAND ON EQUALE
LINE WHERE EVER POSSIBLE THEY ALAWAYS ASK 4 RESERVATION
SO ONCE AGAIN THEY ARE THE 1 WHO MAKE RULE BUT CANNOT ABIDE WITH IT
August 12th, 2008 at 10:35 am
very funny, this applies only to queen of london.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Wow! that true, well what can we say its reality !
August 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
good
August 25th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
i think its the other way around men want to take charge and have the last words so men are from venus and women are from mars
August 30th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
This is the same in every religion and all world”s men and women but this relation is very beautiful
September 20th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Excellent!!! No other words
June 26th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
hahahahahhaha… east or west this joke izz the best….. fabuless …