Mind it! It’s Rajnikant!
We all know Sir Isaac Newton, the man behind the laws of Physics and truly a scientist extraordinaire!! But you know what the universal laws of Physics were proven wrong and Newton was greatly disappointed.
Here’s the reason why Newton committed suicide…..
Once, Newton had come to India and he had watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. Here is how he was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk .
In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2) In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics!! The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
The ‘climax’ finally arrives.
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton finally commits suicide…
Words are not enough to embellish the glory of Rajnikant, because there’s nothing Rajnikant can’t do!! So…MIND ITtt!!
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July 25th, 2008 at 10:45 am
hahahahhaha very nice joke
absolutely fantastic
July 25th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
It is really a great joke…
July 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Nice joke guys .keeeeeeeeeeeep up de gud work
July 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
ha.. ha.. ha.. ho.. ho..
very nice great joke forever
July 25th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
VERY GOOD JOKE
MIND ITTT!!!!!!!
July 25th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
mast hai yaar!!!
July 26th, 2008 at 2:13 am
anvee tha..!!
July 26th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
nw tat u call a joke … very nice … keep it up!
July 26th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Vahhh… Bohut Khub
July 27th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
it’s veryyyyyy funny
July 27th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
great joke man…
July 30th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
very funny,but the 1st story was very silly.
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
ha. ha. ha. ha….’twas averry funny joke ever read!!
but rajnikant is responsible for the sucide of sin ..MIND IT!!!!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
fantastic…..go ahead
August 5th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
DIMAG GUMA DIYA
August 5th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Its really a great Joke, i read this joke in front of my friend who is a great fan of Rajnikant( becoz he is from Tamil Nadu ha ha another Joke), he said he is rajnikant he can do anything,
(ha ha)
Please Put some more Joke on Rajnikant,
Its Great
August 6th, 2008 at 9:35 am
This is really fantastic….
Rajni should get NOBEL prize…..
August 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am
ha..ha..
tis is great yaar,fantastic,really good dude;bring it on man.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:00 am
after all he is indian hero and Rajnikant nothing impossible for him
January 13th, 2009 at 11:35 am
What a jock i like it
June 27th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Great, I read about Newton and Watch Rajnikant but havent think about this ‘great combination’. Great!
July 17th, 2009 at 10:37 am
superman spiderman batman krrish request to rajnikant for his seminar but he has no time
December 11th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Really touching long live rajnikanth and his logics
December 11th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
rajni fans will find it difficult to digest but manchi joke
May 16th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
What a fantastic theory.when i saw sivaji,i m the new fan of sivaji
October 12th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Seeing such a long comments shows YOU have intentionally degrading RAJNIKANTH AND also shows you do not have ANY work. I have seen such a jokes/animations-movie/emails/SMS criticizing RAJINIKANTH. I am not writing as a FAN. I am writing JUST as a common man.
Here, there is a person named “Yogesh Nigam” says one of his friend who is a great fan of Rajnikant & originated from Tamil Nadu which is joke for HIM. This would be diversity in university which all must understand. Anybody can write such a comment, but should keep in mind before writing in the block.
Coming to making fun of Rajnikanth, there are group of people who intentionally create such a worst comments/fun to degrade him as those group of people feeling in-secure about his phenomenal growth. He is the one act for his fans when others acts ONLY for MONEY. He is the one do not act even in Advertisement as it will be like endorsing the product without knowing the quality WHEN others acts for MONEY irrespective of the product. Example : SRK (SHAH RUKH KHAN). There are many great qualities has owned by GREAT HUMANITY-RAJINIKANTH. This EVERYONE must KNOW.
Better STOP to degrade someone just for JOKE. Hope it would create healthy environment FOR ACTORS-ACTRESS/cinema INDUSTRY even in the country.
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:02 pm
you should learn to take these jokes in a good spirit Mr. Delhi Raja…… noone is degrading anyone here….. the jokes are making him famous among people who don’t know him so you should be happy ….he is a superstar and will always be ….he doesn’t mind it so why do you?
October 26th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
YENNA DELHIRAAAJA!!! MIND IITTT!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Gud one rayyyyyyyyyyy…………mind it…………..
October 31st, 2010 at 1:26 am
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my stomach is paining i can’t write nything more
November 1st, 2010 at 11:46 am
nc1. bollywood shud apply the same triks.
November 8th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
these r really funny
November 16th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
gr8
November 23rd, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Not really interesting to read. Big time suckers. The dreadful enemies to Indians are Indians itself. South Indians never spend time on writing unfamous jokes at others but North indians do. You have Amitabachan, Aunty – aishwarya, SRK, Amir khan and some useless beggars in cine industry. Why there are no stories / jokes at them? Not because they are respected. Their acting skill sucks. But we respect every individual and we do not indulge in silly writings.
Rajinikanth is a legend and he is mass entertainer. No bloody indian (except – Sachin, AR Rahman) have the potential to attract global crowd. And you all dont want to write at Sachin as he is from Mumbai (Shivsena would wipe out the writer and his family). And you cannot write at AR Rahman for the known reason. So u have cornered Rajini just becoz of the fact that your inability to tolerate his familiarity and u r poor attitude to accept his global recognition.
A simple example is that till date no Hindi actor has been able to give a hindi hit movie across all regions (in India and globally) But Rajini DID. Shame on those who embarked in writing all non sensical jokes.
And these jokes are not new. it has been in rounds in the USA 40 years back. Shame of you all who have copied and pasted it here.
November 25th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
That means Rajnikanth is 80 years now and his “arsehole”giri has continued for last 40 years!
November 25th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Rajani is only next to God. He is so special ! Even if he farts it is like prasadam to millions of Tamils worldwide. Rajani is 60 plus yet he is more handsome than your Hindi hero Rithik, more well built than Salman and more dashing than Sarukh.
Rajani is like another body organ attached to every Tamil man’s body.
November 25th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Yanna rascala?
November 26th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
nobody can beat rajni even in jokes!!!!
December 8th, 2010 at 1:31 am
Hey u speaking about srilanka shut ur mouth mother fucker srilanka s not the matter here. Hey whats ur prob u mother fucker did my BOSS came an fuck ur mom? ha tel u son of a bitch. Stop tis nonsense n stop speaking about him ( Rajni THE BOSS). If u born to Ur mother go n comment in his place r close Ur mouth n under mouth . . . .
December 24th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
there are many jokes on rajnikant plz publish that also. thank you!!
December 26th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Tajnikant has fuck all the things…..
January 11th, 2011 at 11:45 am
Joke of the Day…..Lagaan remake in South India…Last ball of the match and India needs 36 runs….Rajnikant on strike…….Nail biting situation……..Baller balls, Rajni hits………………………
Ball breaks into six pieces and crosses the rope……….INDIA WINS
January 18th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
rajnikant once raced against time rest …………THE TIME IS STILL RUNNING
February 6th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Pj on rajnikant friends
Nokia is xpected 2 launch
NOKIA R-1
“Rajni”series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1mobile.
February 8th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
yana raskla mmmmmmmmmmmmind it
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 am
legendary he is. long live rajni and his ott jokes !
March 7th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
ALL NEW FACTS-
1. ONCE HE SCANNED ANTI-VIRUS
2. ONCE HE TAUGHT A CHILD TO SPEAK VERY FAST ENGLISH…………..
THAT CHILD IS TODAY KN AS FAMOUS RAPPER EMINEM
3. OXFORD CAN GIVE ANY WORD MEANING BT RAJNI CAN GIVE MEANING OF OXFORD
4. HE DOSNT LAUGH ON JOKES , JOKES GET SERIOUS ON HIM
5. HE 1CE DRANK LIQUIO AND TOOK WID
NW LIQUIOR GOT HIGHER AND WID IS NOW UNCOSIOUS
6.HIS 3 STUDENTS R TODAY KN AS BHRAMA , VISHNU , MAHESH(DNT TAKE 6TH POINT VERY SERIOUSLY PLZ)
7. HE FEEL FRM CYCLE,, PAIN FEELS RAJNIKANTH
8. HIS FAVORATE 7 COLOURS R TODAY KN AS RAINBOW
9.HE PROVIDED LOAN TO GODEES LAXMI(SAME NOTE AS 6TH PT)
10. HE COMMENTED ON EACH VIDEO OF YOUTUBE WITHOUT SINING – IN
11. HE 1CE HAD GONE TO RAILWAY STATION…………..
HE TOLD “TC” TO SHOW TICKET
12. HE 1CE HAD GONE TO COURT AND HE ………
SAID JUDGE ORDER-ORDER
13. HE GAVE HIS UMBRELLA TO A VERY THIN AND POOR CHILD ……
THAT CHILD IS TODAY KN AS POPATLAL OF TARAK MEHTA KA ULTA CHASMA
14. HIS ANIMAL WORLD:-
- HE GIVES COW D MILK
- HE BARKS AT DOG
- HE KIKS TO DONKLEY
-WHEN HE DOES COAU-COAU , GUEST COMES IN CROWS HOUSE
15.VULGUR—
- WHEN HE TAKES I-PILL , I-PILL GETS PREGNANT
- RAJNI KHUD KA _ _ _ _ MAAR SAGTA HAI
16. WHEN HE VISITS SALOON HE CUTS D HAIR OF BARBER
17. WHWN HE SHOWS RED COLOURED CLOTH TO BAFFALO…. HE RUNS TO HIM AND BAFFALO RUNS AWAY FRM HIM
18. WHEN GUEST COMES TO HIS HOUSE THEY ASK WATER TO HIM
19. 1CE WENT TO RIWER FRONT…. ALL FISHES CAME OUT TO FEED HIM THERE
20. WHEN HE GOES TO ANY MARRIAGE ……. BOTH BRIDE AND GROOM CAME DOWN THE STAGE TO CONGRATULATE HIM
21. HE HAS SECURITY CODE IN HIS LANDLINE
22. 1CE BUSH SAID RAJNI DNT HAVE ANY POWER ,,,,,,…… AND NW D NEW PRESIDNT IS OBAMA
23. HE ACTIVATES FAKE CALL IN TRANSMITTER
24. FB UPDATES STATUS FOR HIM
25. RAJNIS MARKET TREND–
- WHEN HE STARTS BUSINESS, BUSINESS BRINGS CAPITAL ND PROFIT
- WHEN RAJNI DOES OVERTIME WORK GETS TIRED
- RAJNIS INCENTIVE IS MRE THAN COMPANIES PROFIT
- HIS PEONS R HERE C.A GRATUATES
26. 1CE HE MADE A PRONOUNCIATION MISTAKE AND STILL IS-LAND IS I-LAND
27. HE IS D ONLY PERSON WHO WEARS COLOURFUL DHOTI
28. HE WENT INTO D PERSONAL INTERVIEW……………..
HE ASKED RAGHU, RAJIV AND RANVIJAY AAP ROADIES KYU BAN NA CHAHTE HAI..???
29. 1CE HE WAS INSULTED BY NEWS TAT THERE IS DADA IN INDIAN CRICKET TEAM…….
SO WAT NE GANGULY IS NT A PLAYER FOR IPL ALSO
30. 1CE AAMIR KHAN COMPLINES ABOUT SRK TO RAJNI ABUT TEASING HIS WIFE …………. RAJNI FRIGHTENED HIM SO MUCH TAT NW HE SAYS KKKKAAARRRIIIAAANNN
31. 1CE HE SENT HIS 2 SERVENTS TO D HILL…
THEY R KN AS JACK AND JILL
32. D EMERGENCE OF INDIAN OCEAN IS DUE TO RAJNIS LEAK OF TAB
33. 1CE HE WARNED SHHID KAPOOR TI HAVE A MATURED GIRLFRIEND…..& NW HE BROKE WITH KAREENA
34. HE LOST HIS IMP BOOK IN CHILDHOOD AND NW SANJIV KAPOOR IS FAMOUS
35. HE 1CE TOLD A LADY- “TU STAGE PE JAKE GAA”
TAT LADY IS KN TODAY AS LADY GAGA
36. ONCE RAJNI TAUGHT A CHID TO SHAKE HIS BODY LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT EVEN DRIKING LIQUOR……..
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THAT CHILD IS TODAY KN AS DEV ANAND
37. Once Rajnikanth gave his white pair clothes to a child
that child is today kn as sultan mirza
38. RAJNI^S WORLD-
- HIS MOTTO IS JAYTE MEV SATYA
-PRESSURE FEELS HIM IN EARLY MORNING
-HE DOWNLOADS SONGS FROM COM.PKSONGS.WWW
- HIS WEB SERVER ADDRESS IS //PTTH
-HE GIVES SHADOW TO TRESS
-HE GIVES COOLNESS TO MOON
-HE GIVES LUCK CHARM LUCK
-HE EMBARISHES D MOMENT WHEN HE WANT TO….
-HE SCANNES X-RAY MACHINE
HE GIVES H.W TO HIS SIR
-WHEN HE GOES FOR AN INTERVIEW …… HE ASKS TO SHOW RESUME TO AN INTERVIEWER
-HE CHECKS D HEALTH OF HIS FAMILY DR
39. IN HIS B/S-
-D AMT O/S FOR CURRENT YR BECOMES D PREPAID AMT FOR CURRENT YR WHEN HE VIEWS IT
- HE PREPARES HIS CA’S A/C WITHOUT DEBITING OR CREDITING A/C’S
40. HE QUE D ANS IN EXAMS
41. Punchured tyre of rajni’s vehical doesn’t effect d speed of Rajni
42. Rajni can use d burnt match sticks again
43. Rajni has a security code in his landline
44. 1ce bush said Rajni dnt have any power
& nw d new presidnt is Obama
45. 1ce rajni was insulted by news that there is dada ìn indian cricket team….
So wat Ganguly is nw nt a player for ipl also
46. RAJNI;S MARKET TREND-
- WHEN HE STARTS BUSINESS , BUSINESS
BRINGS BOTH CAPITAL AND PROFIT
-WHEN HE DOES OVERTIME WORK GETS TIRED
-HIS INCENTIVE IS MRE THAN COMPANIES PROFIT
-HE PAYS SALARY TO HIS BOSS
-HIS PEOUNS R HERE C.A GRADUATES
47. EVEN CM COMES TO TAKE VOTE AT RAJNI;S HOUSE
48.FB WRLD
- Fb updates status for rajni
-FB RECIVES NOTIFICATIONS FRM HIS MOBILE
-HIS ANGERNESS MAY BLOCK FB FOREVER
-HE ONLY HAS A BOTTON OF UNLIKE
-HE REMAINS OFFLINE ON E-BUDDY
49. RAJNI MAKES FIR FOE CID
50.HE CALCULATES D TIME OF STOPWATCH WHEN HE PARTICIPATES IN RACE
51. IN CRICKET GAME=
-HE COVERS D SAME BALL WHICH HE OVERTHROWS
-HE IS D PERSON WHO PENDS DECISION FOR 3RD EMPIRE
-WHEN HE DOES STOMPING D BATSMAN IS GIVEN OUT EVEN IF HE IS IN CREASE
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April 8th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
i like rajnikant
April 12th, 2011 at 10:52 am
See NDTV awards- Rajinikanth “Entertainer of the DECADE”
April 20th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
jordar,……………..
May 3rd, 2011 at 6:58 pm
mast hai re baba
May 5th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
mast hai keep it up…
May 20th, 2011 at 10:20 am
vaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
kai mast ahe
May 24th, 2011 at 9:11 am
Once Rajnikant took part in a race. No doubt our Rajnikant won but Albert Einstein died after seeing the race
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Because time came second and sound came third!
May 29th, 2011 at 3:44 am
Well said Farhad Nazir and Rahul…
Malaioda modhalam ana Thalai oda modhadha……Rajni Rasigan
June 4th, 2011 at 4:29 am
ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk numberrrrrrrr churan chapate hai
July 4th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Gosh !!!! Dudez, rajni bhai rocks an i dont like jokes on him.. Ya, upto some extent it is acceptable but getting on over the limit, it really suxx………. So better not to play with the legend but wish him to get well soon, if u really want to see him in ”ROBOT-2” !!,, pray for him on this commentin’ portal…. Lets see how many r serious about it….. Coz it never matters only for tamils but he’s a pride of de nation…… Rajni roxx
July 24th, 2011 at 6:46 pm
nice jokes
but like dah not true
July 30th, 2011 at 2:22 am
hahaha rajnikant rocksssssssssss!`
July 31st, 2011 at 9:09 pm
bo mast cheee!
it so funny !!!!!!!!!h!a!h!a!h!a!
August 16th, 2011 at 8:38 pm
nice one.
August 27th, 2011 at 8:34 pm
yar bekaar jee jokes ne .. improve your standerd……….
September 14th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Hey Guys….Jokes are always fake and meant for only 1 reason, i.e. entertainment……it has nothing to do with spoiling somebody’s image….Rajni is really gr8 actor that industry ever had; however, the X Factor he has only makes him distinctive….and this X Factor only draws the crowd towards him….all the jokes above are a little extension of the X Factor that Rajni has….nothing person, just for a lighter moment…..it was sad to read that some people have talked about racism in this blog….we are INDIANS, not south indian or north indian….every part of India has its own beauty, so plz dont divide my country to prove some illogical views…..jokes cannot degrade Rajni and your opposition to jokes cannot make him greater….he is what he is just because of his work…..so just take these jokes lightly….always remember….there are millions of reasons for make a person sad or cry, but there are very few reasons to make one smile….if somebody is making that effort, let it b that way…atleast somebody would be able to smile amongst his /her stressful life….not to forget, Rajni rocks
…..enjoy.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:12 am
Rajnikanth:-
“I WILL BLOCK WHOLE INTERNET NETWORK WHERE YOU FOOLS COMMENT ABOUT MY WORKS”:)
February 10th, 2012 at 3:56 pm
good jokes… but guys plz read it to laugh only not to spoil ones character…our rajnicanth is super hero and will always be…
February 10th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
* rajinikanth
May 28th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
GOOD JOKES BUT NOT FOR RAJNIKANTH
May 28th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
THEY ARE VERY BIG I LIKE ONE LINER JOKES…..