Let’s learn A,B,C….. from Banta
Would you like to go back to nursery again and learn a whole new set of A,B,C,…? Learning can be so much funnnn when you have a friend like Banta in class. He’s invented a whole new nomenclature of A for Apple. Make sure you memorize this new list!!
Banta in classroom – Madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam - Ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam – Arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – Ok Madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
So, let’s go to Banta and learn the new A, B, Cs from him, no more B for Ball, C for Cat, chill out, it’s time for Banta’s A, B, Cs! It’s not that hard to memorize them- An apple just makes its way for another apple and the chain goes on. Imagine the teacher’s expression after hearing Banta’s A, B, C…..Hats off to Banta!!
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July 17th, 2008 at 11:22 am
nice one…..
July 17th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Mast hai Bidu…………………Ese hi sab ko hasate rahiye………………Thanx For alag type ka jokes……………..
July 17th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
awesome man just supereb
July 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
fentastic ubb mujhe khilao apple
July 17th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
very nice
July 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
its a nice joke and i really love the jokes send by the website
July 17th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Its amazing. I like this joke.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
fantastic joke yaar ab se main roz ek apple khaunga
July 17th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
It’s NICE but kaafi purana ho gaya woh baat alag hai logon ne nahin suna hoga
July 17th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Abe O Banta,itne saare Apple to Madam ne bhi nahi dekha hoga.Ab to Madam ub gaye honge Apple ke naam se.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
superb joke
July 17th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
It mindblowing
it’s fantastic
July 17th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Very funny joke i like it
July 17th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
GOOD JOKE.PLS SEND ME MORE THIS TYPE OF JOKES.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Superbbbb!!
July 17th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
its superb
July 17th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I want to have an apple… P gagne faim…
Nice class it was…
July 17th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
nice
July 17th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
nice
July 18th, 2008 at 12:00 am
very very childish joke!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Mast hai itne saare apple!!!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 7:52 am
jhandu balm…..
July 18th, 2008 at 8:37 am
nice jokes send more like this kind of jokes
July 18th, 2008 at 9:41 am
This is a purana masala. give some charming.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Just Fantastic..
July 18th, 2008 at 10:25 am
its an old one but good one also.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:48 am
not good and not bad but Banta is good
And madam is also Asking fools question from Banta
July 18th, 2008 at 11:55 am
it’s funny
July 18th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
thanx my appleman,
you are really Great
It really made my day
SEND MORE
July 18th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Super….. Waiting for a new amazing joke.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
solid very goooood joke
July 18th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
solid
July 19th, 2008 at 12:59 am
It’s a old joke from Big FM by Raju Srivastava.
July 19th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Nice 2 learn new set of abc
July 19th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
its nice but old joke
July 20th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
very nyc and funny joke. like it. hats off to Banta
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 am
bohat mazey ka tha yeh apple joke
July 24th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Banta Ki Ho Jaaye Balle Balle
July 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
ACHA HAI PAR BAHUT PURANA HAI YE JOKE MEINE HI SABKO SCHOOL MEI SUNAYA THA
July 26th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
very rigolo. me laughed after such a long time. send some more banta jokes.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:55 am
That’s good…..
August 20th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
fantastic ….abc
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
That’s really a “” GOOD ONE “”…!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 am
Auuuuuuu such a nyc joke…………..
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 am
July 18th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
wrong!!!!
e for—–
ek karode apple!!!!