There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
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July 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
its really great joke thank fr sharing pls keep sending such ones
May 31st, 2009 at 10:41 am
Lovelyyyyyyyyyy
November 17th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
i love rajnikant jokes
November 17th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
oooolala,
nicejoke na.
it’s so cool,
even though ur a fool.
it’s very good,
as sweet as brotherhood.
I LIKE JOKES,RIDDELS,JOKISH RIDDELS BUT THESE RAJNIKANT JOKES R STUPENDOUS
January 30th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
this is real nice jok
April 21st, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Well these are non hruting jokes showing Rajini sir as a hero ( Well in real life he is a very very good man ). I like the jokes.