10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!
1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
4. Run into the exam room looking around frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country,” and run off.
5. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent marker. Be creative!
6. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, use Roman numerals.
7. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
8. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very scientist-like tone, “The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. It’s switched like that.” Be creative!
9. If the exam is math/science, make up the longest proofs you can possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
10. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
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August 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
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January 10th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
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February 11th, 2009 at 7:02 am
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May 29th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
its long yet engaging. Funny
December 11th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
hey i owe you for this !!!!guess why my quotient of humour is null and i may pose amongst buddies >
March 10th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
abe aedw thoda aacha likh
instructor male hua tho kay sexy likhega
abe mein ek ladki ko chhata hou par who muzhe bhav nahi deti
July 27th, 2010 at 2:50 am
dry
July 27th, 2010 at 2:51 am
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April 5th, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Good Jokes…..But not very good !!! Cand do Better…
May 21st, 2011 at 1:02 pm
jyaada khaas nahi
May 26th, 2011 at 11:07 am
very nice and funny.
May 30th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
bekar
June 3rd, 2011 at 8:37 pm
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June 29th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
nice joke
December 27th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
lol humourous even i wouldnt think of these