Smart dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.
The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said,”Spreadsheet, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.
Everyone agreed that that was good.
The chemist said that his dog could do better still.he called to his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.
Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, “What can your dog do?”
The government worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.” Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker’ compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
They all agreed that that was brilliant!
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August 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Real its good!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
this is the most funny joke i have readed.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
should be an indian dog
May 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am
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August 12th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
kya bath hi
October 26th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
wow!!! love it!
November 18th, 2010 at 12:56 am
accha tha lekin maza nahien aaya
January 27th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
I liked this joke
February 1st, 2011 at 6:30 pm
VERY GOOD. SHOWS EXACTLY THE PEOPLE IN GIVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS WORKS.
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:13 pm
really funny
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November 5th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
the one of best jokes i read
November 15th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
superb excellent joke
May 23rd, 2012 at 7:20 am
good joke