Modern Heights..


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1. What is height of Fashion?

- Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

- Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active laziness?

- Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?

- Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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6. What is height of Stupidity?

-A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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7. What is height of Honesty?

- A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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8. What is height of Suicide?

- A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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9. What is height of De-hydration?

- A cow giving milk powder.

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2 Responses to “Modern Heights..”



  1. its_me Says:

    awesome man!!!!!!!!
    kp it up

  2. Dipesh Says:

    Height of craziness…
    A naked girl lying under a banana tree willing to fall a banana into her hole..

    Height of climax..
    A banana falling into her hole…..

    Some ridiculous events….
    A one handed man hanging in a cliff and his balls itching……..

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