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Do you know what’s the difference between work and prison?
==> In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8′X 10′ cell and at work you spend most of your time in 6′X 8′ cubic space. Don’t you agree?

You start wondering what you are doing in that 6′X 8′cubic space with your boss giving you a stink eye everytime he passes by and with that load of deadlines and pending tasks piled up on your desk can only make you go miserable!

But what smart people do is make the humour out of the tragedy and that irony by breaking every monday morning work blues with a topping of satire and humour.

Sometimes even if you seem to be liking your job, there might be several disappointments regarding your boss and colleagues. Sometimes, the best way to get rid of those life’s inevitable miseries is to laugh out loud and make jokes out of it.

Something like this one:

Do you know about the 10 rules to get guaranteed promotion without any hard work? Read this but don’t take this too seriously!

1. Never walk without a document in your hands

People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy

Any time you use a computer, it looks like ‘work’ to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss – and you *will* get caught – your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

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Now you might also want to take a look at a typical office memo? Do you think that only your workplace sucks? Check this out to know what an ideal office memo can be :

Take a look at the preview:

Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

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So just seat back and relax in that little 6′X 8′cubic space working area of yours and read these funny office and business jokes to discover that you’re not the only one with work blueszzz!

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