A for Apple
Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
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August 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Fantastic
August 9th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
NICE
August 12th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
i like your abcd
August 26th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
so nice i am very very happy.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
very good excilent i also like your abcd
October 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I VIL SAY, ITS ULTIMATE !!!!
HATS OFF TO THE AUTHOR.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Heloo
this is best jokes in my life ..
November 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
this joke is fun tastick
December 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
very gud 22 ji
December 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
waah bhai waah kya joke manaya hai bhai bhagwan kare tum har roz ache apple khaoo.
January 21st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
it was just too good
hats off to author
February 17th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I learnt abcd just now
March 16th, 2009 at 10:45 am
This is really a good joke. thank you friend for make this great joke.
it will be a great funn.
bye have a good day to all viwer..
Sarjeet + 9 1 – 9 8 9 1 1 5 0 9 8 5
April 20th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
This Is very good joke realy. good once again
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:15 pm
This Is very good joke realy. good once again
August 27th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
what an apple .apple………. badia hai
November 19th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
very nice,excellent……….
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:03 pm
hilarious joke of the decade
March 19th, 2010 at 11:11 am
I like this type of remembering ABC
Good Job!!!!!!!!!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
BRILLIANT JOKE
May 4th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
i LIKE THIS ABCD….. VERY WELL
May 14th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Kya yar Apple pe A,B,C,D bana lee………
May 19th, 2010 at 1:22 am
very nice ABCD……………..
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:10 pm
wah bhi itna tez kese boole diya mughe bhi sekaha do na
October 1st, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Its fentastic……….
thnx 4 d applery alphabets
October 3rd, 2010 at 2:40 pm
excellent joke
October 4th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
VERY APPLY it was TOO good
i laughed my head off
SALUTE APPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
November 15th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
excellent
December 16th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
reality me this is toooooooooooooooooo
funny joke
tooooooooooooooooo funny
December 21st, 2010 at 10:57 am
give him the ARJUN AWARD. very exelent…..
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:09 pm
itne apples se constipation ho jayega
January 14th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
it was soooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy joke dear thanx 4 this joke.luv u .
March 6th, 2011 at 8:17 pm
cool yaar maza aa gaya author ko bolna ki full too fatak, sanda baballa joke ya phir stupendous fully mazedar joke……. byeeeeeeeeeeee
March 15th, 2011 at 9:51 pm
hahahahahaha it was realy very funnny i just coulnt stop laughing….. awesome,…
March 16th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
apple khao aur yeh abcd gao
March 16th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
nevr heard such a luvly joke
March 18th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
amazing lolzzz rofls
April 10th, 2011 at 11:25 am
hahhaahhaa
nice n amazing……
April 11th, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Very-2 Nice & Amazing
April 24th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
wowwwwwwwwwwwww cooooooooll maza a gea
April 24th, 2011 at 10:39 pm
waooooooooo wat a nice joke
April 26th, 2011 at 1:01 am
vhai darun laglo… shotti vhalo
May 12th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Very Nice joke + real minings for child that Apple is good for Health.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
sahi tha
May 25th, 2011 at 10:10 pm
kanhaa milenge aishe apple bahul special
home delivery kar sakte ho ye apple
wawooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
May 31st, 2011 at 11:43 am
I like this jokes
June 8th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
its nyc
June 8th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
kool ABCD
June 21st, 2011 at 3:28 pm
very good job now it is very easy to learn A to Z
June 30th, 2011 at 9:53 am
i like it it was fantastic.
July 10th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
abe paka diya……..
July 28th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
it was fantastic.
July 30th, 2011 at 11:35 am
fantastik tha…………….very cute joke…its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.thanks
August 11th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
haaaaa hhaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
August 16th, 2011 at 11:37 am
chutiya joke
August 18th, 2011 at 8:51 pm
kya apple hain itne mein toh 20 admiyon ka pet bhare ga
August 19th, 2011 at 5:02 pm
nice 11……
August 26th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
acha hai yaaaaaaaaaaar cooooooooool
August 26th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
accha hai coooooooooooooooool
September 2nd, 2011 at 8:37 am
outstanding jokes
September 24th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
massssssssssssssssssst valllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa joke haiiiiiiiii
thankssss tooooooooooooooooooooo authorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr frommmmmmmm my whole familyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
September 24th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
thanksssssssss tooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
September 24th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll {LOTS OF LAUGH]
October 15th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
a for achhchhi Banai he Poem.
October 19th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
A For apple se itna pyar ye bilkul nahi bekaar hai sweet hai apple ki tarha
November 13th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
aisi abcd to kisi ko nahi aati hogi, bechare apple ki besti kar di
November 26th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
not so good
December 17th, 2011 at 7:49 pm
g for ghanta
January 13th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
outstanding
January 15th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
awesome..!!
January 15th, 2012 at 3:23 pm
wah kya joke hai kash yeh joke mene banaya hota but it’s fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make some more jokes just like this aaaaaabbbbbbcccccddddd
January 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 pm
An excellent joke.
February 7th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
mast h apple to khana hi padega……………..
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:17 am
awesome………….too gud…..hats off 2 author….
February 22nd, 2012 at 11:14 pm
wow! Yar kya joke maara h,
ten by ten…..
February 26th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Fuullllllllll 2 jokeee ……….. yaaaaar………mssssst…bawaal macha diya…..
February 27th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
YUM apple type joke veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfuny
February 28th, 2012 at 8:45 pm
apple ko chor k kisi fruit a naam nahe ata hai kya..
March 11th, 2012 at 4:50 pm
i like this joke very much
March 16th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Mast
March 22nd, 2012 at 8:47 pm
we like this joke mind blowing