Tired of making fun of Santa Singh
Sardar jokes are so old and so many in number that it has been getting difficult to keep track of all the new ones that come up everyday.
Mostly blond american jokes which get transferred to sardar jokes are popular here.
Okay answer me this :
Santa Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh. “But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1″ enquired his wife. Guess what santa replied. You will have to wait till at least tomorrow to know the answer to this question.
Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh ‘Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?’ Santa replied, ‘They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.’ ‘That’s an awfully exact number,’ says the tourist. ‘How do you know their age so precisely?’
Guess what Santa replied now. You will have to wait till at least tomorrow to know the answer to this question too.
Once a sardarji was selected in Kaun Banega Crorepati. He was sitting next to Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: ‘Sat sri akal ji’
Sardarji: ‘Sat sri akal’
Amitabh: ‘To aap Delhi se hain’
Sardarji: ‘Ji haan’
Amitabh: ‘To aap yahan apne pitaji ke saath aaye hain’
Sardarji: ‘Ji haan’
Amitabh: ‘Apke pitaji ka naam’
Sardarji: ‘Humm’
Amitabh: ‘Apke pitaji ka naam’
Sardarji: ‘Humm’
Amitabh: ‘Hamne pucha apke pitaji ka naam’
Sardar ji stares blankly at amitabh bachhan..
and answers..
Santa: ‘Apne char option to deeye hei nahin !!!!!’
And here is one that really made me jump up from my seat and roll on the floor with laughter…
One Santa was going to Chandigarh from Pune by an air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:”I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave“. The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.
Then the air hostess went and told the asst captain. He also came and requested,but Santa didnt leave.
Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the Asst. Capt. asked the Capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.
Capt. told :”Nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar.”
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June 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
man the jokes are so damn old!!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.tht made me laugh until i go breathless
June 12th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
THESE ARE ALL OLDIES, BEFORE THE MILLENIUM.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
very nice
June 12th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
i red this jokes before …..
they r funny but very old
June 12th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Sardar’s should be given due respect. I think we should stop making fun of Sardar’s. Why can’t jokes be written showing Sardar’s as intelligent. In fact, they are.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
awww heheh lol itzz funni though
June 12th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
The jokes are fantastic. Could you please inteprete into English fully, as some meanings are lost to language barrier.
June 14th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
wat r the answers?
June 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
hey yaar giv sum catchy joks n te oddies………!!! n make it in eng fully ples!!!!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
bakwas purane jokes
June 14th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
fantastic presentation of jokes
June 16th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
old jockes
June 18th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
plz give the answers. you haven’t yet given them.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Good Jokes
July 6th, 2008 at 4:31 am
old but good jokes.
old is gold right? lol
anyway, keep it up.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:27 am
o pankaj ji bilkul sahi bol rahe ho
and Tony jii iff u are not an Indian then its fine but if you are then sadaar ke jokes HINDI aur PUNJAABI me nahi to kya ENGLISH me honge.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:29 am
ye ton viiji sav angrej ki aulaad hain ke
Hindi nahi aati chale hai santa and banta k joke padhna
July 13th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
zeher the
February 12th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Its a bit old one but really nice.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:25 am
anuj,
sikh ,being of only 2%of indian population has 85% SHAHEEDS in indian freedom
sikh have highest %age of people living above poverty line
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