Do you wanna get married?
Morning : If you do not prepare Breakfast then,
Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….
Evening : If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm….
Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant.
Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….
Its Better to be Bachelor ….
“Meine Shaadi kyon kiii ???”
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:44 pm
too good
March 6th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
very good. go girlssssssss lol!!
March 7th, 2007 at 2:13 am
eey lol sm1 posted this also in a forum lol
March 7th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
haha !
this is for boys who r not true…
otherwise, u have a reason to live.
boys boys boys change urself b4 u get smacked
hahaha!
shhhh….! ‘m sure most of them out there know how not to get in to tapak, dishum, patakkk … ……. hahaha very funny too good.
March 7th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
great grea———————————————————————————————————————————————————————-t
March 7th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
nice jokes
March 8th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
its really funny
March 8th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
this is wat
when u r married
so BEWARE.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
LOvely and funny sms
I like it very much
March 9th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Great…………t.
This is joke only practically if you both understand each other and die 2 help each other such circumstances never come. So gals just luv gays as they luv u.
March 10th, 2007 at 12:42 am
i think he deserved this ???
March 12th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
It’s very nice.
I like this very much………..
March 12th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
just jokey….
zor ka jatka dhire se lage
March 13th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
It’s very nice.
I like this very much………..
March 14th, 2007 at 9:41 am
acha hai
March 14th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Good joke.
March 14th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
yar thats amazing.meray khayal mai is say b ziyada hona chahi ya
March 15th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Really good one! Now tho boys will think 1000 times before getting married.
March 15th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
weeeoeewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perfectly hilarious!!!!
March 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Arey bus kar mard bichare ko aur kitna sharminda karogey.
March 15th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
poor guys !!!
kitna kuch saena parta hai na !!! now better be careful approching the girls !!! nice joke i liked it .. perfect for those guys who propose …. they should be shown the future:P
March 16th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I think thats the true love of thats man!!
March 16th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
THIS ONE IS REALLY VERY FUNNY
March 16th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
cant stp laughing…….the way she slaps………….hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
March 19th, 2007 at 9:40 am
jisne ki shadi uski huai barbadi
March 21st, 2007 at 1:57 pm
its good…………..
March 21st, 2007 at 5:44 pm
shadi aisa laddo hai jo khaye wo pachataye,jo na khaye wo bhi pachataye.
so boy’s beware.
March 22nd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
oooooooooh! main toh dar gaya yaar kisi ne such hi kaha hain “do din ki hain y chandni phir kaali kaali raat hain” isko dekhkar toh main bachelor hi rehna pasand karoonga
March 24th, 2007 at 11:10 am
good
April 7th, 2007 at 9:03 am
its really very good.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
boys always got stuck as u seen above lol that’s why i always wanted to be single lol
April 10th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
isliye to shaayad kisi ne kaha hai ki shaadi karni hai to soch samajh kar karo
varna bahut pachhtana padega???????????????????……………
April 10th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
wow!karo karo
pacchtao aur kya ho sakta hai???????
April 10th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
waow baat bus itni si hai pasand ki larki ho aur uss ki pasand aap hoon,aik doosrey ko equal chahtey hoon understanding ho but larkiyon mein shakk jo hota hai wohi fisaad ki jarr hai;) zindagi banani hai to koi achi larki talash karo otherwise better to be single
April 10th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
haan ager dunia mein jahanum ka maza lena hai to shaadi karo hehehehe aisa samjh lena k jo azab milna tha woh yahin mil gaya baad mein bach jao gay
April 11th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Akele hai to kya gham hain…..
April 11th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
shadi karke phas gaya acha khasha tha kunwara.pls help me
April 12th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Aaaare kya natak kar reli hai saali ko ek kaan ke niche de thandi ho jayegi or next time se line par aajayegi.
April 16th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Sahi Hai Bhai
But I think it’s happen only in China
B’coz this chicks from China or Japan
how i trust that it happen also in India…
Dont take serious just joking!!
April 18th, 2007 at 1:42 am
jiss ko shaadi karni hai karrey jisse nahin karni na karey , waisey bhi shaadi k baad kaahey ka pyar;) lolz
April 20th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
ha ha ha kuch bhi….
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:35 am
gr8888888888888 posted.
good job girls, show must go oooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Girls ko abhi humarey haathon ka ghoosa nahin laga jiss din right chick per aik ghoosa parra bus chain ki neend sso jao geee! men are powerful;)
April 24th, 2007 at 10:16 am
shadi karake auratose mar khanewale sir hi patkenge,tum thik rahoge to mar kyo khaoge,bahoot kuch sweet khaoge.
April 25th, 2007 at 7:33 am
i hate it, because it is very wild case,
April 25th, 2007 at 7:38 am
ade joke ka thiri toelo myanmar girl twe atwet tog ma yee ya par byy, yatsat tal lo htin tal, thu myar 1 phat thar ko adelo yatsat tar ka said htar ko kyan tan say tal, arr ma kya thint buu,
April 26th, 2007 at 11:12 am
IT HAPPENS ONLY OUT OF INDIA
April 27th, 2007 at 2:43 am
Very Good jokes.I really like it.Ladko ko shadi ka bahot shok hai to par un ki lay yahi saza hai.Very nice jokes for boys and husband.
April 28th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Nice jokes!!! But this is not appropriate for everyone.
April 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am
This is very Funny and this is true for example Boys Haaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa like u
Khush
April 28th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
It is impossible for Indian wives,either living in India or abroad. Because we are saying to our married women “Pativrata”.My advice to all indian housewives,(if they are treated their husband like above) Pls tamara patidev ni dil thi puja karjo. Apna ma to kidhu chhe ne ke Pati a to Parmeshwar chhe.
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Aisa India me nahi hota.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
thats the way to do it girls go on ..never let the boys go ahead!!
May 7th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
good
May 8th, 2007 at 10:59 am
are yaar maarna hai to ghar pe maar na bahar kyun marti hai……..?
tumne use bahar mara hai woh tujhe ghar pe maaregi………..tab sambhalna…………
nice joke………
May 13th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Its really funny i enjoyed it very much.Thanks to jokesduniya.com.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
nice jokes
May 16th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
nt so much funny. i think nt everyone is like that. lol anywy keep it up.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:29 am
Good no very good I really like it .
May 24th, 2007 at 11:51 am
it’s very good….!!!!!!!!!
May 24th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
i don’t have words to praise it
keep it up
May 27th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
this one rilly rox!
June 15th, 2007 at 10:11 am
tats true!!
all gals r the same!!!
n u also!!!
so better to b a bachelor!!!
June 15th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
dam good joke
June 19th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
it’s…verrrry gooooood
June 27th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Hey this is so discouraging!
aii!
July 5th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Jawani me ye sub shalta hai. U shu’nt take it seeriously. Any way this is otehr way around.
July 6th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
It’s really Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk…, Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm…& Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk…. Lekin main kya karu maine shaadi ker le.
Pehle kuo nahie bataya.
July 6th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
its joke warna assakuch hum nahi karsakty
July 7th, 2007 at 9:17 am
waa ,mazha hai pataaarka pataar pataar. shams QATAR
July 7th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Aysa maarpeetme mazhabhi hai,,dhardhka tablet pass rakho.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:50 am
ladki patake fas gaya bechara ,
July 13th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Well getting married isn’t that bad…………..
July 19th, 2007 at 9:22 am
only right for girls ha ha ha
July 19th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
no !!!!!!!!!!!! never>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
July 24th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
this is amazing guyzzzz……
shud c this….
bechare boyz ki to phatiii….yaaaar…
July 25th, 2007 at 1:13 am
haaahaha…..welll…this was truely really amazing.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
hahahah…….. its very nice.Now the boys will think Million times before getting merried.
YA PAATAAAK HAAL TU KOCH B NIE.BOYZ KA IS SAY B BURA HAAL HONA CHAYAY……DAY 2 NIGHT PROCESS SHOULD BE THEM…
July 27th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
vERY bAD……….
July 28th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
2 sardars go 4 drive
1 bola,OYE jara khidki ke bahar dekh Indicators working or not?
sardar puts his head out& says yes… no… yes… no…. yes..
July 30th, 2007 at 1:39 am
yaahooooooooo,,,Its 2 good & mind blowing.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:51 am
ye jo baten likhi hain,saali iss per nhi mar rahen..ye salay oon ko raat ko kuch nhi krtay iss lye parr rahi hain inhain..
July 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
main isse lie to shadi kerogi
August 6th, 2007 at 10:22 am
too good!!!!!!!!!!
August 10th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
wah kya sin he
August 10th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
REALY THIS CONDITION CAN HAPPEN TODAY’S EVRY YOUNG . SO I LIKE VERY VERY THANKS FOR…..
August 16th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Abhi bhi soch lo agar shaadi nahi ki to? Bad mein aisa hi hota hai. Agar ladki achhi mili to jidgi ban jaegi. Nahi to diwaron se sir takrate rahoge.
August 20th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Shadi se darna jaroori hai
August 29th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
wa kya baat hey…..malai ta 2 gud lagyo……
August 30th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Sayad mujhe shadi nahi karna chahia
September 3rd, 2007 at 9:47 am
good joke
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
First time i have read a joke which gives an inspiration
September 21st, 2007 at 8:02 pm
its really funny. n wat i say.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:04 pm
its realy funny. its true 4 some familys were there no believe or that person is depended in wife.
but love is always love.
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
that’s true.i accept the fact. but i think that its a good joke too
September 25th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
lolxzzz guuuuudddddddd
September 26th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
hhaahah,very funny keep it up,haha
September 28th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
ya ne! ha!ha!ha!, now i know not marry a chinesse chichick.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Morning : If you do not prepare Breakfast then,
Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….
Evening : If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm….
Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant.
Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….
Its Better to be Bachelor ….
“Meine Shaadi kyon kiii ???”
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:24 pm
yes it may happen in life. but here Africa especially in our culture happen in rare cases, my self am still single and it becomes difficult to comment in advance because human behaviour do change, No.to be bachlor for long time it cost a lot, The only way is to be kin in selection for marriage and you can pray for God assistance if at all you believe on GOD. otherwise women will kill us. GOOD TIME.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Great idea and funny joke
great
October 10th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
True am single, but if approaching the age of getting marriage, on’t marry chinese or japanese avoiding mkong’oto like this. My be indian gal can feet me due to their loveness
October 13th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
i think this is the right treatment for boys.Boys be true and loyal to your wifes otherwise this will be the scene.
Any how i would like to tell one thong to sameer_hassan that life is very Beautiful if u understand each other than there will be no problems and worries.ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
jock !!!!!dis is just a jock…..not true…
but guls, pls note..above all guls are chinies..I would marry with an indian gul.
therefore I am also agree with raj.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
kuch bhi ho
aakhir kaar yeh laddoo to khanay hi partay hain
yeh dhol bajana hi parta hay
October 27th, 2007 at 6:06 am
YAAR SAB LAKIYAN AISI HI NAHI HOTI KUCH KUCH AACHI BHI HOTI HAI U KNOW.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:40 am
this is sooo gud
November 1st, 2007 at 11:37 am
Aisa na dikho ji warna sab bechare
ladke kaware hi rahenge.
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Why don,t i get married? i like KUNG,FU!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
that’s true.so funny…..
November 9th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
it’s true .so funny…………..
November 12th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
bv ka hath phool ki tarah hota hai aur kabhi phool lagny sa dard ho sakta ha ?
November 13th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
i wont let my wife do that, i will kill that woman if she does that
November 15th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Azab larkiyo ka gazab tamasha…..pehli bat larka yaha gadha hai aur larki us gadhey ki sardar.Love your wife as much as you can but make her your master.TRULY.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
sORRY DONT MAKE HER YOUR
November 16th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
2 Goooooood…..
November 29th, 2007 at 6:57 am
preety good but………
November 29th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
boys need to wake up u rnt doing ur part so need 2 be reminded otherwise its a wake up call
December 1st, 2007 at 12:31 am
boys deserve dis lol
December 1st, 2007 at 6:47 pm
chutiya fellow slaps eating with wife n useless fellow
December 12th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
khas mazzza nai ayaaaaaaaaaaa
dis time
u hv focused on some points wiz r not practised in our
culture
m i correct………………/////////////////?????????????//
December 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
is it really dangerous to get married?
December 13th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
zbardast
December 13th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
it`s cute, but girl be careful as this might reciprocate……………
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
thats exactly the rite thinking frnd.
December 29th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Hi…
All it is very nice jokes,Off course it is also very danger to get married as soon as u come to be in the Proffessional Line.Becoz all our’s frd&family r ready to push u to get married,As Iam also facing a same problem.But i knew that one day i have to be married.But not very soon,First i want to make my careers in high.And fullfill my small dream.Than After I will thinks.
Thanking you frm yrs beautiful Jokes.
Yrs
Kapil
January 16th, 2008 at 9:53 am
good joke.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
guys jamana badal gaya hai, vaqat ke sath sudhar jaye, nahi toa chatai aur laat. mera toa mind fresh ho gaya. luvly sms.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:15 am
good go ahead girlssssss
January 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
toooooooooooo
realistic
January 26th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
its fantastic bole to apun ko ye joke bohat pasand aya kyun bhailog magar apun log k saath ladki log aisa nahi karegi.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
it is so funny to see this picture but iam not marriage any way it teach mi a lesson on not to gettng marriage and remain single
have a good day
regards
aune
February 12th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
FANTASTIC.IN MANY CASES ITS TRUE…..
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
hahahahaa!! thats funny!!
March 11th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
before marrige boy might have shown big dream to girl.khuching…
March 13th, 2008 at 8:47 am
i don’t have words to praise it
keep it up
March 13th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Nice joke yaar
but It doesn’t happen in India
anywaz agr boyz ache se behave karenge to gals b aise koi harkat nahi karenge hamesha boys hi uksata ha gals ko kuch galt karne par
so boyz sudar jawo abhi b time ha
take care
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
aree dost tumneh batanee mei bahoot der kardi yeh jo clips aapne bataye hai woh meri hi thi
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
haha very nice and true. boys kabhi nahi sudarte. sab ladke ek jaise hote hai. agar ladkiyoko dhoka denge tyo aisa hi haal hona chahihe.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:13 am
In Nigeria a wife is subject to the husband so is very rare for a wife to slap a man. But sometimes it do happen if there is no food in the house the wife get annoyed but is left for the man to explain to her the situation of things.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am
uff shadi mein ye kuch! meine to nahi kani yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
if i get married i am gonna slap same like this to my husband if he do such things to me
April 11th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
keep it up girls only for boyz who r not true.but mostly boyz dont let that happen if girlz want them to.ya boyz cud be lovin just girlz have to recognise it!
April 14th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
A Wise Man Never Marries, Because After Marriage He Becomes OtherWise.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:39 am
yaaro bas hasde reho hasde ro sada kee hai loka nai tuhanu pagal kehna
May 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
very very cool cool
December 28th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
cool abb samajh aya ham kya kar sakte hai
January 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
freeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
April 7th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Ya You go girls. we can for those man who think are bosses whilst they are supposed to be the head of the house.
August 22nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Ya
Husband is very in life bcz wife is important in our life
I think is true love
husband and wife
Shaadi 1 hasi khwab hai ladkiyo ke liye bcz she always wait this day so…….
August 22nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
haa….haa…….this joke is quite nice but does not apply at least on me because I am a person who likes to enjoy every moment of life.
August 22nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
very good goo girls go lol
disshkuuu
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 am
baap re baap ye hota hai next month meri shaadi hai lekin cancel hole life maa baap ne pita phir wife naaaaaaaaaaa baba naaaaaaaaaa
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 am
Do wives continue doing this all the time??? I mean even in the night? I dun think so…. Agar if its so… then bahar ki biriyani…..!!!
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 am
mmm marry chocolate instead!
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 am
shadi aisa laddo hai jo khaye wo pachataye,jo na khaye wo bhi pachataye.
so boy’s beware or ye sab ke saath me ho taa hai ki si ke sath kam ki si ke satha jaada
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 am
really Nice Joke
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 am
but they all are Chinese not Indian
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:16 am
this joke is very good i like this joke
August 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Hehehehe….. shaadi ka laddu jo khaaye pachtaaye, jo na khaye lalchaye….!!!!!
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
awESOmE….VerY nICe..caRry oN…LolZz..
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
awESOmE….VerY nICe..caRry oN…LolZz..[:P]
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:28 pm
gals… they suck….
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Apni Sar Phodne ki kya zaroorat, Biwi ko
Bishuuuuuuuuuuuuuum KARO NAA
August 24th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Seeing this stuff for the funn purpose is okay…?
But in reality the thing is quite different…..? so girls better b girls do not ever try to be like men,,, just wearing the men like clothes is not enough, the energy the moustache the beard the power how would you get themmmmmm………………?
so being girl for the men is much okay..
August 24th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Hey gals take care of guys… don’t do like that.
August 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Hey gals take care of guys… don’t do like that.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
acha hai
all boys r cheater inke sath to asa hi hona chiye
August 24th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Nice Jokes
August 24th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Sadi nahi kare to dukh kare to dukh kya kare?
Nice Jocks
August 24th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
galat hai,
may be all the gals are …………
August 24th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
August 25th, 2009 at 1:19 am
jab mard ki mardangi khatam hoti hai to usey sabkuch sahena padta hai..
August 25th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Na Na Na. Not all the girls are like dat.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
too good
August 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
ok may be not all the gals, but not all the boys are like that……
August 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
ha ha ha…
its very funny…..
Are yaar ladko per raham karo…..
August 25th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
nice joke..
August 28th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Nice, Thanx God! But I m still………75% Unmarried
September 4th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
That is not true love dushman love one has to be cool to avoid fighting otherwise apart
September 5th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
AB BOHOT DER HO CHUKI HAI HUHUHUHUHUHUH
MAINE ABI ABI SHADI KAR K AYA HU IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE
September 7th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
shadi karke phasgaya yaar acha khasa tha knuwara…………….
September 7th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
it ws too good…
better boys be aware of girls & dont get married they r too dangerous…
September 8th, 2009 at 10:06 am
i dnt thnk i wld want 2b in those mens shoes,bt its the same 2 women snce men are more irritating,i guess b4 making any decision on whom 2merry alot of consideration should b put by both sides& nt bcause of the need 2have apartner or the thought tht age has passed by so 2need an urgent companion
September 14th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I am unmarried.Therefore i am very happy for this jokes.
September 15th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Shadi is a gift for both persons, i am happy in my married life.If both are understand each other , such type of problems is not happen
October 6th, 2009 at 8:40 am
is pure world sub ladke patni ke gulam hote to kitna achha hota……………
i realy like this……………..
October 18th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Best go on girls
November 2nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Thnx god. i m still unmarried. Ha ha ha
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
its very nice joke
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I like this very much….
November 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
it is excellent…………………………………
December 13th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
superb……………………….
awesome…………………..
January 18th, 2010 at 10:43 am
ye dekh ne ke baaaad
samzo ki
jo biviya ye na hi karti vo
bahoot achchi he!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
It is OPEN my Eyes. Beware!
February 26th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
kya baat hai agar ese sabhi sadi nahin karenge to duniya ka kya hoga?
February 27th, 2010 at 9:02 am
ek baat bilkul sahi hai ki
‘JO SHAADI KA LADDOO KHAYE WO TO PACHTATA HI HAI AUR JO NAHI KHATA HAI WO BHI PACHTATA HAI’
February 27th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god its totally good,
it’s open my eyes “THANKS”
March 5th, 2010 at 8:40 am
goodddddddd jokkkkkkkkkkkk
March 9th, 2010 at 12:32 am
nice joke
March 14th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
SHADI TWO DILO KA MILAN HAI.SHADI SHY NATURE CHALTA.
March 14th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
SHADI IS GOD GIFTED.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Shadi is the part life ?????
Why dare from this????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????THIK
March 24th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
i really like this jokes this is nothing but truth. your job is very nice because you are spreding smile in others face.
March 26th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
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March 30th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Really very nice jokes and truth
March 31st, 2010 at 11:47 am
Its really too good man. Very funny. But in my view “Shadi ka ladoo jo khaye wo phataye jo na khaye wo bhi phataye”.
April 1st, 2010 at 6:20 pm
good lord!!!!!!!!awesome joke
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Dear friend
Shadi aik saf rishta hay or nidba bi pak dareqe se hona chahe ye
April 5th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
ok my wife is not like that but “har kisi ko nahin milta yahan pyar jindgi men”
April 12th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Very funny keep sending me thanx
April 12th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
send some new ones
April 13th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Very Funny
April 15th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 16th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
this can be identified in marriages without God. but dis is funny lo.
April 17th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
hahahaha…………….
the clippings were extremely god .
they were interesting .those clippings made laugh like anything . thanks for those clips
April 25th, 2010 at 11:05 am
bilkul right hai bhai. especially when u talked with another gls.
April 29th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
awesom eguys its tought 2 be a singer but this joke relaxed me its nice!
May 5th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
It is really horrible to imagine.
May 11th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
$>Do bachon ki maa teesri baar shadi kar rahi thi.
shaadi k waqt chota bacha rone laga
phr maa boli,Chup ho ja warna agli baar saat nahi laongi|
May 13th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
good joke.
May 15th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
change the topic please….
May 15th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
shub shub bolo……
May 16th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
This happen only with people who are “out of order”, warna admi ke haath main mehndi nahi lagi hoti. For girls self satisfaction its ok.
Actually, all girls will taste it sooner or later. it is always opposite. girls be sure.
May 16th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Morning : If she do not prepare Breakfast then,
Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….
Evening : If she talk with boyz.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm…
Night: If she ask to take her to Restaurant.
Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….
girls this will happen to you be careful don’t try this chinese masaala. Indian tadka and jhatka are dangerous be careful.
May 19th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Isse achha to yahi hota ki becchhara shadi hi nahi karta….Faans gaya
May 31st, 2010 at 11:22 am
ITS VERY TRUE!!!ITS BETTER TO BE ALONE BUT TO GET MARRIED FOR BOYS BUT NOT FOR GIRLS!
June 2nd, 2010 at 4:25 pm
hi everybody,
boys are boys !
atractive, hansom, goodlooking, that is the boys,
Thanks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8th, 2010 at 10:12 am
NICE JOKE DEKH KAR BAHUT MZA AYA…
June 13th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Very funny. I have a advice 4 boys. If u want 2 become sucess say no 2 girls.because a girl can change ur aim.
June 14th, 2010 at 5:52 am
Sooo funny. The secret of achiement is to hold a picture of a sucessful outcome in mind.
June 22nd, 2010 at 12:48 pm
this can be expected from those who have short brain.
June 24th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Aisa Kuchh Nahi Hai Agar Achha Ladaka Mila to mai shadi jaldi hi kar lugi
June 28th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Dear All,
Evening : If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm….
Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant
SHAMBHU
July 1st, 2010 at 11:33 am
yaar aise jokes kahan se late ho ???? mujhe bhi bata do
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:59 am
very funny true joke
July 9th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
sorry to say but i am just 12 years old.
July 9th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
haha very nice and true. boys kabhi nahi sudarte. sab ladke ek jaise hote hai. agar ladkiyoko dhoka denge tyo aisa hi haal hona chahihe.
July 10th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Raju ko charchget se mirarod jana tha
train me bahut gardi tha o mirarod nahi
utar paya
agale stetion dahisar me utarne ke liye
get par khada ho gaya
train me chadhte huye kisi ne bola chalo bhai andar ……tab tak Raju chillane laga o socha mai yaha bhi nahi utar paunga mujhe agale stetion bhaindar…..?
July 11th, 2010 at 10:02 am
this was reaaallly funny.bhai aise jokes kanha se late ho?
July 12th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
it is really fear.
but my girlfriend is very cool
July 16th, 2010 at 10:23 am
yahiiiii……to………pyar haiiiiiiiiii……….ha…ha..
July 24th, 2010 at 6:25 am
very nice
July 26th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
jaane kitni auratein her-roz kitny maar khati hain mardon se-uske liye kabhi koi action nahin liya jaata,mard aurat se pitne laga to isko issue banaa diya aap logon ne..
July 29th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Its toooo good… ha.ha.ha
July 29th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
shadi se bada shaap is duniya me hai hi ni.shadi krne se acha hai k suisite kr lo km se km roz roz marne ka jhanjhat to ni hoga………….
August 11th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
It’s a very good jokes site I like it
August 16th, 2010 at 11:33 am
very funny………
i like this site very much full with unique jokes…….it really filled me with fun……wow!!
August 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
It’s really superb & rocking.This is the right treatment for stupid guys but my adithya is very good I never beat him in this way
August 16th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
It’s really superb & funny .nice treatment for stupid guys , but my adithya is diff. very good
August 18th, 2010 at 3:36 am
its gud not soo
August 18th, 2010 at 10:56 am
hw many times u send me this joke boring send me something different.
August 23rd, 2010 at 2:38 pm
if it is a joke then very funny n other side u r taking this serious then………………………. i think u r all know very well no body can’t touch a man (or jbki isme to ek women ka sawal h)
August 24th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I saw my mirror image
August 24th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
it’s sooooooooooooooooooooo nice
August 28th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
good joke
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:16 pm
it’s funny it’s true it’s nice also
butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
it’s true also
September 4th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
jhakasssssssssssssssssssssssssss
it’s really
September 8th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
just jokes,hope it’s never done real.
September 10th, 2010 at 11:18 am
im nt going to beat my hubby ever.
September 10th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Kya Baat hai ustaad , ha ha ha
September 13th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Its too funny sms
September 21st, 2010 at 9:33 pm
waah yaar…kya cheez bhezi hai…mazaaa a gaya………..
ab to shadi karne ke pehle 100 baar sochna padega
September 25th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Awesome………Mind Bogling….Too Good
September 26th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
ha ha ha bada mast hai
October 1st, 2010 at 11:27 am
very very nice joke
October 6th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
GOOD JOKE BY THE WAY I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED
October 6th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
VERY NICE AB JABI MERI SHAADI HOGI TO 100 BAR SOOCGI
October 6th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
the 3rd gurl is beautiful n pretty rite
October 7th, 2010 at 8:11 am
this is so unbalcing.
girls r so horrible
October 7th, 2010 at 10:15 am
very funny true joke
October 8th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
hey, the joke was nice but I am not married I am just 10 please next time do not send me this type of joke
October 8th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Firstly I want to say that I am not married or not getting to married now but for this types of jokes I want to say only that everybody has different nature means unique.
October 8th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
baise ye foreign couples hain.and u know India is great.
October 8th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
means
Indian Culture is different yaar.
October 8th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
this joke is nice but it is not very funny.
October 8th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
what a foolish joke
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
October 9th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Cool…………………………..///////////
October 11th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Nice joke but its not so funny.
October 12th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
rstly I want to say that I am not married or not getting to married now but for this types of jokes I want to say only that everybody has different nature means unique.
October 13th, 2010 at 10:28 am
what a foolish joke i hate jokes duniay
comany what a stupid guy who has sent this joke
October 25th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
fortunately or unfortunately good and bad
October 30th, 2010 at 10:00 am
NICE…JOKE…!!A1….THIS IS GOOD FORMULA…!!
November 1st, 2010 at 10:58 am
It is not good to saying evey one.But good thinking before wedding.
November 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm
hi,
i am married……
so funny…….
khup mast…….
November 15th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
good joke mazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa gaya.
November 15th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
etne joote kha ke kaun zinda bachega.
November 19th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Really a funny jokes.. Hahahahahahahahahaha
November 22nd, 2010 at 7:01 am
This jokes are very funny but real life may be make deferent if you want.
November 22nd, 2010 at 7:10 am
Funny joke buy i think they are not married. Only lover couples
December 1st, 2010 at 10:37 pm
gooooooooooooooood
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:27 am
Excellent……Good one.
December 12th, 2010 at 9:15 am
this is really terrifying
December 13th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I am not getting married and i am not intrested in this stupid activities.
December 17th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
GOOD JOKE FOR BACHELOR.
GOOD TASK TOO…………..
December 21st, 2010 at 10:52 am
haha… u guys r crazy… i love ur jokes guys.. jikeduniya rocks…
December 22nd, 2010 at 11:39 am
mazzzzza aaaaaaa gaya
December 25th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Accha raha . Yeh sach hi hai sadi ke bad bibi se mar to khana hi padage .
January 18th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
its really so bakwas
February 25th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
SHOWS what WIFE is
Worries Invited For Ever
February 25th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
shows
Worries Invited For Ever
February 25th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
very good. In our orthodox society, it is supposed to exploit woman on the name of Godesses. But d time definately come to see as facts and not jokes. g
Gender Equility must be in the interest of healthy society.
February 26th, 2011 at 5:25 pm
very funny and true
ladko ke saath yahi hona chaahiye
March 14th, 2011 at 11:02 am
I like it sooo much but Is this possible now? i dont think soooo?
March 14th, 2011 at 11:05 am
It is niceeeeeeeeeee…………
March 24th, 2011 at 7:56 pm
so nice
March 24th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
jhakassssssssssssssssale nange kele
April 2nd, 2011 at 4:37 pm
that was very nice.i like the way she slaps!!!!!!!!!tooooooooooo goooooood.realy,and
April 2nd, 2011 at 4:39 pm
i like it very much.i like the most the way she slaps thev boy.tooooooooo gooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2011 at 4:40 pm
it was realyyyy goood .i like the way she slaps the boy.its realy toooooooo gooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
ossam! this joke’s pretty much practical. i loved it.
April 19th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Oye Aaise Scene Dikha ne se Shadi na karne ka faisla karne wali girls juldi Shaadi karlegi,by the way kaash!!!Kuch Sal Pahele Is Scene ko Dikha De te!!!!!
May 11th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
HEMANT YADAV JUST CALL ME
May 14th, 2011 at 10:10 am
koi burai nahi hai kyonki ye 3g 2g new tecnology ka jamanahai.
May 30th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
kya fark padta hai. jitna thappd maregi utna pyar bhi karegi. is thappad me bhi pyar chhupa hai……………….
May 31st, 2011 at 11:20 am
very ver nice joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a ah!really maja aa gaya
June 19th, 2011 at 5:06 pm
nice jock. it is the best jock of the day
July 2nd, 2011 at 4:10 pm
or maar sale ko…………..
July 3rd, 2011 at 6:35 pm
wwe bhi karni chahiye
July 12th, 2011 at 8:56 pm
i am a girl…
July 13th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
All girls r cheater not boys the left earlier boy friend if she got another one rich and handsome than previous. Always boys r not wrong Girl too.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
All girls r cheater not boys they left earlier boy friend if she got another one rich and handsome than previous. Always boys r not wrong Girl too.
July 26th, 2011 at 7:42 am
funy joke.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
vel get dat guys;-)
July 29th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Very nice chata
July 31st, 2011 at 8:37 am
its toooooooo bad
July 31st, 2011 at 4:06 pm
very funny…
August 4th, 2011 at 3:56 pm
IT’S REALLY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
August 4th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
what a lovely experience……kaash pahle hi pata hota..aaj to gari patri se utar chuki hai.
August 17th, 2011 at 12:21 am
I will marry when i want becuse if i rush,i may be like this joke!.
August 17th, 2011 at 12:26 am
Y do u wanna break my ribs?
August 20th, 2011 at 10:44 am
Wow it has a great fun and so ROMANTIC slap(MAZAA A GYA)
August 20th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
It’s wrong, not true
August 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Ye Dekh kar pappy kon mangaga
September 6th, 2011 at 2:55 pm
zaruri nahi shadi kar ke boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pachtatie hai
September 30th, 2011 at 12:31 am
Girls are like hand granites. Handle with care
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:44 am
Very lovely video plese this type video end for me………….I love jokes
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:46 am
Meri jiske sath sath shadi hone wali hai wo ladki mere sath aise nahi karegi q ki hum dono ek dusre ko acchi tara jante hai……………………….
October 6th, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Very True
October 14th, 2011 at 6:22 pm
MARRIAGE IS A SWIMMING POOL. WHO IS OUTSIDE THE POOL WILL BE EAGER TO JUMP INTO IT AND WHO IS INSIDE THE POOL WANTS TO GO OUT OF IT.
October 25th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
awsome!!!!!!! but i m not getting married
November 3rd, 2011 at 4:08 pm
i wll never do shadi
November 18th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Arey bus kar Bache ki jaan legi kya
Oh! mai to Bachelor he thik hoon yaar
Shadi hai Barbadi…
November 25th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
wanna be enemy for girls?
December 7th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
i like all jokes so much.mail me more
December 7th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
I am going to get married within one years but after that i have to think twice. ha ha ha
December 20th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
FALTU
January 7th, 2012 at 11:38 pm
lame videos
February 3rd, 2012 at 6:08 pm
hello first of all im a girl n dat happens very often…nothing so funny!1.5/5
February 15th, 2012 at 10:29 am
its too much.. no where these happens.
March 3rd, 2012 at 9:11 am
exception is shown as the rule.Wohi baat hogayi-a case of the tail wagging the dog. OK. Its a joke after all.No ill feeling
March 13th, 2012 at 7:56 am
ab tak tho single hoon aur eh dekke lagtha hai single hi rahoon
March 13th, 2012 at 7:56 am
ab tak tho single hoon aur eh dekke lagtha hai single hi rahoon
March 21st, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Thanks a lott 4 this msg yaar……………
April 10th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
there is nothing like this nobody will slap there husband if they dont make dinner,breakfast,or even talking with girls……but if u think the other way it is very ,very,very funny!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:43 am
Ab batane kya fayda, ab to apna ban baj chuka h…..
Kash aap ne pahle bataya hota, to sayad….
April 23rd, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Excellent joke.
May 6th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
nari nari ke chakkar me math jaana yaar
jab nari lath maregi , ayega hamara samithi ka yaad.
ye purush bachavo janahit me jaari
May 15th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Quite hillareous.enjoyable Thank U Hope 2 receive some more.
May 23rd, 2012 at 9:36 pm
life is tough
May 28th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Sir am married at about 5 year old and am very very happy from my family