Top 10 Signs That You’re Too Drunk
- The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…
- Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
- Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!
- You can focus better with one eye closed.
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- Two hands and just one mouth… – now that’s a drinking problem!
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence? – I think not!
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- Your job is interfering with your drinking.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- You argue with non-living objects and still you lose the argument.
