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Hello everybody,

I was wondering what will happen to Santa Singh if he gets married? Will he say to his friends “Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.” after he gets married. No maybe Santa Singh isn’t as smart as that.

And after marriage. What will happen to the couple? Will they be as happy as they were before?

Here is a joke for women to enjoy:

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prays:

Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

Read on more to see what happens to the man.

BTW this joke was also voted for the Women’s Favorite E-mail of the Year! .

But wait a minute what about the men? Dont worry. There are jokes about women for men too:

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

Read on more here to see what happens to the women.

And here are some really funny one liners about marriage:

• A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us 100,000,000 we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”

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• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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• I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
  I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
  Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack

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