Expelled for poor eye-sight
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.
“No, it’s not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight.”
The man was shocked, and replied “How could they expel your son for his eyesight?”
Jim answered, “He mistook the dean of women for one of the co-eds.”
