Six tomatoes
A kleptomaniac ( someone who likes to steal) woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support.
The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term.
“This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?”
The woman agreed.
“Then I sentence you to six nights in jail.”
The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, “Your honor, may I approach the bench?”
“Well,” said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench.”
The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he whispered, “She also stole a can of peas.”
