CROCODILE BOOTS…
Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’