I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
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May 7th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Akhir sardar ji ke jawab sardar ji jaise hi honge.
May 7th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Akhir sardar ji ke jawab sardar ji jaise hi honge na.
May 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u r rite kanika sardar
tou sardar hi hote hai
May 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
OOOEEE SARDER !!! TU CHAK DE FATTA ^^^
May 16th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
This is good one
June 9th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
good joke
June 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Nice One Dude!
Quite Hilarious
Thanks!
Peter
August 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
bcoz PUNJABI are diffrent.
September 21st, 2008 at 8:17 am
its a good joke.i like it.
September 21st, 2008 at 11:17 am
good one!
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
yaar ounjabis r d best wwwowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
October 17th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
tht was gud answer da teacher asked stupid question
April 24th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
sardar are the best
May 26th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
this was the senible answer given by the sardar
November 12th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
vada chada hain yaara
March 26th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
ANSWER IS GOOD BUT I THINK KANIKA KE UPPER SE GAYA.
April 10th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
bahut acha tha
aur mujhe vaise bhi pata hai ki punjabi always rockkkk….!!!
June 4th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
good joke
June 23rd, 2010 at 5:19 pm
good joke ……….try more such jokes..
July 8th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
very funny jokes good luck
July 17th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maaaaaaaa goddnesssss………………………………..
October 18th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
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November 19th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
hehehehehe……………….gud………oye sardar ji u chakde fatte…………..
November 19th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
hehehehehe……………….gud………oye sardar ji u chakde fatte…………..
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:37 am
boy – sardar ji aap pr jokes kyo bantey h ?
sardar – jo jo muj pr jokes bnatey h maney unki maa chodi di or wo es baat ka bdla mujsey jokes bna kr le rahey h.
November 22nd, 2010 at 11:40 am
aaj k baad sardar pr wo hi jokes bnaega jis ki maa chud chuki ho.
jao apni maa se puco ki wo cud cuki h ya sardar ko bajey .
January 6th, 2011 at 5:40 am
jokes to theek hai yaar thodi tameez to seekho jis sardar ne knushi khusi apni jaan de di usi sardarroo per joke bana rahe ho and shame on you kanika zara manner seekh know baut sikhism fir then tmhe pta chalega
January 6th, 2011 at 5:46 am
ki kitni kurbaniyz di hai sikhon ne jab tum hinduo ye saale mulle muslim bana rhe tab hamaare guruo ne hi kurbaani deke name sabko muslim ban ne se bachaya yaha tak apne chhote chhote bachon ko bhi kurbaan kar diya aur agar hum unki ya sikho ki izzat nni krte to unki besti to na kare and east or west sikh is best, singh is king, no iff no but sirf jattt waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh
January 20th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Oye! panjab ki jagah pakistan nhi likh sakta hai kya?
khote de puttar!
February 6th, 2011 at 11:58 am
Nice joke what a mind of sardar jee
February 6th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
nyc !!
February 9th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Laugh from heart and not by mouth.
February 9th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
sardar has zyada dimag.
February 26th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
karan, u r right…
March 19th, 2011 at 6:41 pm
heartly thanks karan
April 10th, 2011 at 10:06 am
Lucky bhai ye joke hai hum bihar walo par bhi to log jok marte hai chil yaar ;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;
April 15th, 2011 at 11:51 am
karan tumko naam kamana hi hai to tum ek kaam karo bhikari banjao lekin muslim par hindu par jhota yelzam math dalo ok yar main manta honki sikh Aache log hai
April 16th, 2011 at 7:59 pm
kyon sadda0m, sach itna karwa laga?
April 24th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
jokes , anjali mansi n preti i lyk u.
na puttar na kisi ki insult karna galat bat hai puttar.
May 8th, 2011 at 6:20 pm
good ans
June 2nd, 2011 at 5:54 pm
mast joke hai yarr…
June 6th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
all of u motherfucking HINDUS. do u even know how u MOTHERFUCKING HINDUS get ur familyname.. well let me explain…
1: jiska 1 baap ho…… singla ji
2: jiske 2 baap ho…… dubey ji
3: jiske 3 baap ho….. trivedi ji
4: jiske 4 baap ho….. chaturvedi ji
5: jiske 5 baap ho….. pandey ji.
6: jiske baap ka pta na ho… gupta ji
and the list continues…
now before u start cracking a joke on a sardar, just check out how many fathers u have. WELL I MEAN HOW MANY MEN HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS……
AND IF YOUR MOTHERS ARE SHYING TO TELL THEN U CAN CALL ME…. FUCK U ASSHOLES…
June 6th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
all of u motherfucking HINDUS. do u even know how u MOTHERFUCKING HINDUS get ur familyname.. well let me explain…
1: jiska 1 baap ho…… singla ji
2: jiske 2 baap ho…… dubey ji
3: jiske 3 baap ho….. trivedi ji
4: jiske 4 baap ho….. chaturvedi ji
5: jiske 5 baap ho….. pandey ji.
6: jiske baap ka pta na ho… gupta ji
and the list continues…
now before u start cracking a joke on a sardar, just check out how many fathers u have. WELL I MEAN HOW MANY MEN HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS……
AND IF YOUR MOTHERS ARE SHYING TO TELL THEN U CAN CALL ME…. FUCK U ASSHOLES…..
June 6th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
all of u motherfucking HINDUS. do u even know how u MOTHERFUCKING HINDUS get ur familyname.. well let me explain…
1: jiska 1 baap ho…… singla ji
2: jiske 2 baap ho…… dubey ji
3: jiske 3 baap ho….. trivedi ji
4: jiske 4 baap ho….. chaturvedi ji
5: jiske 5 baap ho….. pandey ji.
6: jiske baap ka pta na ho… gupta ji
and the list continues…
now before u start cracking a joke on a sardar, just check out how many fathers u have. WELL I MEAN HOW MANY MEN HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS……
June 6th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
all of u motherfucking HINDUS. do u even know how u MOTHERFUCKING HINDUS get ur familyname.. well let me explain…
1: jiska 1 baap ho…… singla ji
2: jiske 2 baap ho…… dubey ji
3: jiske 3 baap ho….. trivedi ji
4: jiske 4 baap ho….. chaturvedi ji
5: jiske 5 baap ho….. pandey ji
6: jiske baap ka pta na ho… gupta ji
and the list continues…
now before u start cracking a joke on a sardar, just check out how many fathers u have. WELL I MEAN HOW MANY MEN HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS……
AND IF YOUR MOTHERS ARE SHYING TO TELL THEN U CAN CALL ME…. FUCK U ASSHOLES…..
July 11th, 2011 at 6:54 pm
sidhu u rock…
July 18th, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Sadarjee Tussi Great Ho !!!!
August 5th, 2011 at 10:56 am
lavada bhosadika moma lavadi madarcho
November 11th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
bad one
January 9th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
lund was born in punjab…..sardar ji kh dete
April 6th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
excellent
marvelous……………………………..
April 8th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
yeh to thoda aur achha! ho na chahi a tha
April 13th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
sidhu 22 sahi haii jiyo
April 22nd, 2012 at 5:37 pm
so funny joke …….
April 22nd, 2012 at 5:40 pm
so funny……….
May 7th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
AB SARDARJI KI KYA GALTI PUCHHNE KA TAREEKA TOH BOSS KA GALAT THA
WAISE GUD JOKE
May 7th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
GOOD!
May 7th, 2012 at 4:14 pm
NICEEEEE
May 7th, 2012 at 4:45 pm
GUD1
May 7th, 2012 at 4:45 pm
VERY NICE JOKE
WELL DONE!!!
May 24th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
SUPERB JOKEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!