I’ll have a scotch and soda..


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Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

Drunken man

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”





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3 Responses to “I’ll have a scotch and soda..”



  1. Jayaprasad Karichery Says:

    very nice joke, thank u

  2. rosemaina Says:

    gud 1:D

  3. SHAKYA SEN Says:

    BORING MAN

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