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Auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho??

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4 Responses to “Auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho??”

1. company Says:
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

   Three childrens are there. One child is saying that mere papa duniya ki sabse achhi company me kaam karte hain! second is saying mere papa tere papa se achhi company me kaam karte hain.Third one is saying mere papa tere papa se acchi company me kaam karte hain. duniya me sirf two company hain usmen hum dono ke papa kaam karte hain. tere papa kahan se aa gayen chal to bataa tere papa kis company mein kaam karte hain. Beta!bataongaa to tumhaare hosh ur jayenge mere papa bhikari hain. samajh me i. abe tere papa bahut achhi company me kaam karte hain main bhi apne papa se kahoonga ki har din tere papa ko 10 Rs.bheek mein dein.

2. numbers upto -10 Says:
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

   One teacher is saying to learn numbers upto 10. The student is saying ok mam.Then he went to home first He watch the T.V. first he watch the song 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13. now He watch second song chumma chumma de de…. third song maar dala mara daala. mow on second day he went to school mam has said you have learnt the numbers the student said yes mam so teacher said bolo student 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 so teacher sid Ihave given you to learnt numbers upto 10 but you have learnt upto 13 good what do you want so student said chumma chumma de de so teacher said I will take you to the principal office mam has taken that child to the principal office so principal sir beat that child very badly now he said maar daala maar daala…..

3. AMEYA Says:
   April 16th, 2011 at 2:31 pm

   He is a fantastic guy. And a fantastic joke.

4. Rahul choudhary Says:
   May 25th, 2012 at 3:52 pm

   Bahot ache gays