Beware of the Panda
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.”
The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out of the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading “Panda”. It reads:
“Panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.”
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April 5th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Crazy joke….kind of a pun though..great for learners in litterature.Keep it up!
June 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
nice joke
June 24th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Lol thats funny. =]
November 18th, 2010 at 1:29 am
ha ha ha ho ho ho ho he he he he oh i just cant stop laughing
June 30th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
ummmmmmmmmmm i didn’t understand it anyways hahahahhahaha
November 9th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
excellent dude…….