What if the IT industry start making films ?
Some future film titles will be like :-
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8)
8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya
9) Har Din jo mail Karega—Har dil jho pyar karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi—Pyar koi khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai—Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE—Raju ban gaya Gentleman
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana—Pyar karo sajna
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha—Pyar tho hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 – A Bug Story—1942 – A love story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai—Kaho naa pyar hai
21) dot-Company (Company)
22) Program Instruction Aur Method —Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat
23) Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)
24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai—Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai
25) BugVadh
26) Logon (Lagaan)
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh—Shaheed bhagat singh
28) Hacker 420
29) Password De Ke Dekho—Dil deke dekho
30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal—Mr.Natwarlal
32) Meine Debug Kiya—Meine pyar kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna—Doli sajake rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta—Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37) Server se — Dil se
38) Mission Virus—Mission kashmir
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October 14th, 2007 at 6:11 am
very interesting joke
October 24th, 2007 at 3:43 am
very good intelectual joke
March 26th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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May 22nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
[...] dulhaniya le jayenge 6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein 7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8) 8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya 9) Har [...]
August 25th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Moniter CPU – jai veru
November 1st, 2009 at 6:52 pm
superb shaairies dude
November 25th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Ha! Haa a..a…a…aaaaaa!!
What a interesting Jokes…..
April 19th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Very nice joke
December 25th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
moniter-mader
April 24th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
enchat joke this is… Ha ha ha!!!
July 17th, 2011 at 11:32 am
that’s why i like bollywood jokes
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:57 am
mere pass ek majedar joke hai-
ek baar 3 dost hote hai unka naam-somebody,nobody or mad hota hai to fir somebody ne nobody se ladai karna shuru kar diya to mad ne police wale ko phone kiya aur kaha ‘ SIR! somebody is beating nobody!!! police kehta hai-Are You MAd??
fir mad kehta hai -tumhe mera naam kaise pata hai??
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:04 pm
[...] 1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai 2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare 3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1 4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker 5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge 6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein 7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8) 8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya 9) Har Din jo mail Karega—Har dil jho pyar karega 10) Network Ke Us Paar 11) Debugging koi Khel nahi—Pyar koi khel nahi 12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai—Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai 13) Raju ban gaya MCSE—Raju ban gaya Gentleman 14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari 15) Login karo sajana—Pyar karo sajna 16) Naukar PC ka 17) DOWN to hona hi tha—Pyar tho hona hi tha 18) Partition (Deewar) 19) 1942 – A Bug Story—1942 – A love story 20) Kaho Na Virus Hai—Kaho naa pyar hai 21) dot-Company (Company) 22) Program Instruction Aur Method —Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat 23) Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT) 24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai—Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai 25) BugVadh 26) Logon (Lagaan) 27) Shaheed Hacker Singh—Shaheed bhagat singh 28) Hacker 420 29) Password De Ke Dekho—Dil deke dekho 30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya 31) Mr Network Lal—Mr.Natwarlal 32) Meine Debug Kiya—Meine pyar kiya 33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna—Doli sajake rakhna 34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja 35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta—Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta 36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi 37) Server se — Dil se 38) Mission Virus—Mission kashmir Posted in bollywood jokes | Leave a comment [...]