Accident
There was an Aussie, a Scotsman and an Aborigine driving along, when they
rolled the car and the three of them got killed. They went to Heaven and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They explained that they’d been killed and needed
a place to stay.
St. Peter replied, “I’d love to help you boys but we’re full up after the holiday season.
I’m afraid you’ll have to go into Limbo till there’s a vacancy.”
The Aussie slipped St. Peter $50 and asked if that’d make any difference.
St Peter said, “For that mate, you can go back to Earth.”
By the time the Aussie got back, there were police everywhere and an ambulance.
They all got a real shock when he sat up.
“What happened? You’ve been dead for half and hour,” asked the ambulance driver. He told them about St. Peter and the $50, so the ambulance driver asked why the other
two didn’t come back.
“Well,” says the Aussie, “The Scotsman’s trying to bargain him down to $20 and the Abo reckons the government should pay for it!”
