Get out of my house


  • Sharebar

A man runs into his house and says to his wife, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”

wife-and-husband.jpg

His wife replies, “Pack my bags? For the beach or for the mountains?”

The husband says, “I don’t care! Pack your bags and get the hell Outta my house!”


  • |



Write your facebook comments





Receive the best jokes...

Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?

We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.

Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:


Amazing iPhone Apps


MastEgg Recommendation




Random Jokes


Categories

Other Links

Categories: Humorous Political Jokes

« « Mujhse khel sakoge bacche| Retired super heroes » »