Difference between work and prison
IN PRISON
You spend the majority of
your time in an 8′X10′ cell.
AT WORK
You spend most of your
time in a 6′X8′ cubic..
IN PRISON
You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
You only get a break for one meal and
probably have to pay for it yourself .
IN PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
You get rewarded for good
behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
AT WORK
You must carry around a security card
and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and
playing games. Or u won’t get a chance.
IN PRISON
You get your own toilet.
AT WORK
You have to share.
IN PRISON
They allow your family and
friends to visit.
AT WORK
You can not even speak
to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Hmm?
So what are you waiting for..
Kill your Manager
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February 5th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Gud
February 5th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
maza agaya
February 8th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
OH!!!!!!! THIS IS GOOD I’L DO IT B’SE I’M TIRED OF HARD WORKING FOF NOTHING!
February 14th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
gud hmmmmmmmmmm really gud
February 16th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
THAT’S WHY MOST OF THE CRIMINALS, THEFT AND FILMLESS ACTORS ARE GOING SO.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:43 am
kekeke!ill kill my manager for sure………
November 20th, 2011 at 11:33 am
it is realy true
December 31st, 2011 at 5:49 pm
well,i think this joke,wahi log samajh sakte hai jo kaam ke stress main ho.and i didn’t understand ‘coz mai apne techers ki faourite hoon.
February 7th, 2012 at 6:39 pm
It’s true.
May 26th, 2012 at 8:35 am
Dont believe in this stuff its not right
May 26th, 2012 at 8:38 am
And UFORO CLIFF dont do that it isnt TRUE
May 26th, 2012 at 8:40 am
UFORO ClIFF dont do it its not TRUE
May 26th, 2012 at 8:41 am
Oh yeah the time hee really is 11:11 pm