$10,000 per phone call!!!
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.
“O.K., thank you,” said the American.
He then traveled to pakistan, srilanka, russia, Germany and France.
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same “$10,000 per call” sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “One Rupee per call.”
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
“Father, I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?”
The priest smiled and answered, “You’re in India now, son it’s a local call”.
March 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 am
GR8888888888888888888
March 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am
hay it is reallyyyyyyyyyyy nice i like it most
simply
we are indians
March 24th, 2007 at 10:33 am
HAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ITS NICE REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WE ARE INDIANS
SO IT IS REALLY MEANING FULL
March 25th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
HEY!!!!!THT WZ VRY HILLARIOUS
April 8th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
sorry, but bull shit
April 16th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Nice
but not good
April 18th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Jhakas…………
April 19th, 2007 at 11:14 am
not funny, but meaningful…
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Dear Mr. Agarwal,
It was splendid. Hearwarming and Electrifying Humour.
Thanks for sharing such a nice piece.
All the best.
tamal moitra
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:23 pm
amazing & interesting
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Hey it was ok..but you have given better stuff…don’t lower ur standard
May 5th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
India! heaven! what a joke ha!ha!ha!
May 7th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
it was agood one
but could give much better one
May 19th, 2007 at 10:08 am
ur jokes very funy.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
i agree with shiv its totally bullshit and tooooooooo long to read very boring.
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:08 pm
its is bull shit i dont like at all cos i was knew that heaven wil be in india.
June 15th, 2007 at 12:07 am
India is the the earthly heaven. It sh’d
be the same currency.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Yes Right sir,
all the heaven are lived in India only.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
grrrr8888888888
June 29th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
its gr8 to b indians!!!!
IM INDIAN
July 11th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
saare jahanse acha but the story is too big
July 19th, 2007 at 5:52 am
it’s ok but difficult to understand maybe any simple one n make others laugh……
July 19th, 2007 at 9:19 am
so so not soooooo good
July 21st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Hi Pawan sir,
This is really nice sir.This one made me feel happy.
Thanks sir.
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
indeed india is the place of gold!
July 25th, 2007 at 1:28 am
just OK not good
August 4th, 2007 at 9:29 am
It is very good joke.
August 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
we r proud to b indians jai hind………
but this story is too lengthy but still its good
August 21st, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Need Short & Sweet,,,,,,,,but good
August 24th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Yes, Sare Jaha se Aacha Hindusta Hamara,
But joke is very lenthy make it short,
& send short & Sweet jokes & also hindustani jokes or massages.
be indian.
August 24th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
It is not only inspiration joke but real fact.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
nice joke!!!!who eva thought that there wud b a direct line 4 heaven????well i am not indian….hehehe…gud joke lol
August 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
………..zzaakaas…..
September 21st, 2007 at 6:31 pm
NOT FUNNY…COME UP WITH SOMETHING SENSIBLE BUT HILARIOUS JOKE..
September 24th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
If it is a direct line to hell then it is acceptable. Calling India a heaven is an insult to the heaven.
October 1st, 2007 at 4:54 am
it is a fact told in a funny way, Indian and Indians both are the best.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
hahahhah i m very happy witg dis joke………….
October 14th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
It was acool and joyous joke ever .
October 17th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
great. India is really a heaven for us all and we are proud to be an Indian.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:01 am
nice one. indian and proud of it
October 24th, 2007 at 3:37 am
yes it was fantastic job but by mistake, u have typed name of India, u have excused for that misyake for the first time. don’t make blunder again bro.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:11 am
too nice. India is heaven. we proud to being an indian…
November 14th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Inane… Why flatter yourself in a hundred different ways, when the reality stares right in your face everyday? Think of ways to make it a better place. This is neither funny nor… anything.. This is foolish!
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:15 am
i didnt get dis jke
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 am
i like this joke very much. It,s true.
November 24th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
hehehe its not afair ….
November 26th, 2007 at 11:46 am
simply i have no words to describe it
it is simply wonderful
November 26th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
JOke is good. but infact if you see Nandigrama violance, political development in Karnataka, poverty and illeteracy in Bihar, terror attack on various place, you never feel India is heaven
December 6th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
It’s just nice and a fact too. I am living abroad. Now I feel about our India that I am missing the HEAVEN.
December 13th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
I have to go to india to make a call to HEAVEN it’s really cheap!!!!!!!!!!1
January 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
hey there is no church in Pakistan
January 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
u told this joke already……..
.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
send new ones please…………….
January 17th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
its very good
January 19th, 2008 at 3:43 am
hey i am not indian,but i liked thiks jokes, this jokes is very meaningful i liked this.i love india.sare jahase accha hindustan hamara.jay hind
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Good But End is not Very Good not joking it’s simple.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:01 am
good joke also keeping countries esttem high
January 31st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
quit amusing though indian’s being cheap doesn’t mean that cals 2 GOD r easly made so nice try 4 a joke but u can do better.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
how nice it is and we the indinas can be proud of our nationality
February 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
jojO!
March 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
mind blowing i think its real
March 12th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
This is d most intelligent thought shaped in d form of a jape…
INDIA
IS
BEST
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Very interesting
Thanks
March 31st, 2008 at 11:09 am
wow great and really have a proud of being indian
April 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
hhahahah
aacha hai joke…
very nice
April 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
too long! not soooo good!
http://www.jusstjokes.blogspot.com
May 10th, 2008 at 11:28 am
i was not so gr888888888
but i think it was true
do u think india is just like this
i dont
so,
it was not good enough
its OKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Hi,
This call is Local Call but to make this call you need to take permission from Burocrats and Government and have to take License, The License fees is Rs.100 But to take a License you have to Bribe to a officer USD 9999 so ultimately the call cost is same.
Sanjay Kasat
November 26th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
PYARA BACHHA….WHT A JOKE….NAAM HI PYARA HAI….BAKI BULL SHITT
BUT THIS WAS REALLY A NYCE ONE!!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
well i am speachless i don,t know what to say it,s tooooooooooooo funny but i don,t understand where on earth will we get this type of telephone???????
December 20th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
“what’s so funny in this?? can anyone TELL me. and please if you find any golden telephone like the one mentioned above then please let me know i am willing to talk to GOD……..”
overall the joke was ok – ok>>>>
March 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
hahaha its too funny & meaningful…proud to be an Indian
March 8th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Have you seen the tamil film ,anbe sivam
you are a god and i am a god as well.it is a local call. proud to be an indian
alphonse from east africa.
June 14th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
It is not a joke. It is like a story.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
not so good…
August 29th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Amazing
August 29th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
its funny
thanks fr ur nice jokes
August 30th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Itz a nice joke.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Really nice and really enjoiable
August 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Yes,God lives in my INDIA
August 30th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Nice, and I feel really God Lives in my INDIA.
August 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
very nice !!!!
$10,000 per phone call!!!
August 30th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
It’s no doubt excellant to express the status of our contry.
August 30th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
gr88888888888888888
August 30th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
its good joke.Proud to be an Indian.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:20 am
proud to be an indian eventhough i am living 35 years in africa
August 31st, 2009 at 9:49 am
It is quite good but not so attractive.
August 31st, 2009 at 1:29 pm
it was truly loving & proudy kind of joke. it really justify our country.
August 31st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
it’s really nice one…..
September 7th, 2009 at 12:32 am
nice joke keep it up
September 10th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ha Ha Ha …….. good one.
September 12th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
HM…..
not bad but dere r better ones
September 14th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Its all bull shit and very stupid–boring joke…!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
It’s a below standard joke!Absolutely horrible.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am
top
October 8th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
nice joke keep it up
October 12th, 2009 at 10:36 am
pj
October 31st, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Good…nice……..ha ha ha ha
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
very good,not funny but meaningful
November 2nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm
my wife have sixty chil.please send me limica book adress,we join that club
December 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
SUPERB jOke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked it very much …….
December 20th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
INDIA IS HEAVEN
January 21st, 2010 at 9:45 am
I couldn’t connect it well though it seemed as a joke..
January 25th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
purely indian and real one.
January 25th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
its really a good example to other country people’s. now it as changed to 1 paise per call. because god is very close to us………./
February 17th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Ha! ha!……..a
Nice one
March 7th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
hey this is superb. I m proud to be and Indian
March 12th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Worsest jok…..
wake_up yaar Ur dream is over.
Din me tare dekh raha hai kiya.Do U know India is amongst top 5 crupt country.Had hoti hai Din me sapne dekhne ki.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:40 am
This is really something great about India
March 22nd, 2010 at 2:16 pm
This comment is for “Truth is always bitter to hear” – it is very easy to criticize others…one shud first look at oneself. Learn first before you preach…there is no word as “worsest” and there is no word as “crupt”. So, truth is always bitter to hear..u r right!
March 28th, 2010 at 11:20 am
it means india great
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
excellent brother
April 3rd, 2010 at 1:23 pm
an average joke
April 7th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Well this is real good i love it
April 9th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
itzz really true that INDIA is really a heaven!! OR U can say even more than that!!!
I LOVE MY INDIA!!!!!
April 10th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Ummm, i like jokes that are long and make me laugh continuosly but this one was about 3/5 in rating….. I would prefer better ones although it was good.
April 12th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
hey, it means GOD IS HERE IN INDIA, OK , BUT GOD IS EVERYWHERE, BUT IT’S A JOKE …. SO ENJOY IT.
April 13th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
what the booldy think are they talking about……………
April 15th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it
April 15th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
…………and ya keep sending me these!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2010 at 8:55 am
its nice
In real india is heaven so mean of this joke is true.
April 19th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
get some new ones!!!!wasting time
April 20th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
hello dosto how are you
your dost pankajbhatt
April 25th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
this is not a joke this is the truth.God lives in INDIA
May 8th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
nice joke
May 10th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
to the all over world,you can see real god come to india.its great.
May 30th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
saahi hai yaar…
May 30th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Grreat hai…. kasam se….
June 3rd, 2010 at 12:16 pm
As an Indian it feels great that we live in God’s own country…
June 20th, 2010 at 10:22 am
nyahahahahiii…
June 25th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Dear isme joke ki kaunsi baat hi??
July 13th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
wooooooooooooooo that is really very cheap
July 30th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
does not make sense send me some other joke dumheads sense less joke
July 31st, 2010 at 12:38 pm
heyyyyyy hehehehehehehe very very cheap joke ha but cool i like that one
B-) 
August 7th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
that was a good one .one tip next time keep it short and sweet.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:49 am
as a indian it was good but as a reader it was not too funny?
August 17th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
jokes duniya,
thanks for sending me lovely jokes & i really like them.
suggestion: keep the jokes a bit short & not stories!!
August 18th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
good one
August 25th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
k, its good.
but i have expected a strong punch at the end which i could not feel.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
it’s funny
September 11th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
ha!ha!ha! so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 11th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
santa:jalabi bach raha ta magmar kaha rahatha allu la lo,banta:balo ara yea to jalabi hai ,santa:bolaara chup bat sala varna makha a gain ge ha!hhhhhaaaaaaaa!
September 11th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
these jaokes are very nice
September 14th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
What a wonderful way of reminding that India is the land of God Himself? 11 out of ten.
September 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 am
It Start as a Joke BUT ends with Endless Reminder for every proud Indian that they are in Heaven. Really I love the way it is touching the Heart of an INDIAN. Salute to Inventor.
September 26th, 2010 at 10:48 am
i didn`t get it soooo its bakhwaaaaaas
October 6th, 2010 at 10:13 am
sorry. it s a serius matter dont make fun on this , and real facts ll never come for joke i accept good concept it may decrease the value on India by making joke insted of making joke it should be in proper quote , sorry what i felt that i have written
Thank you
October 11th, 2010 at 10:11 am
Pl pl pl pl….. Do not treat it as a joke. At last, someone has come forward with a tale that every true Indian will feel proud of. Otherwise, there is a tendency to laugh at our own country. This is a job well done. Congrates !!!
October 12th, 2010 at 9:37 am
not bad.
October 15th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
nice
i
like
it
very
very
much.
thanks
for
sending
me
this
October 19th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
stupid ediate jokes dunia
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:27 am
If we love with our motherland and its habitants, then it is a haven –all calls are local nothing but local. If we are sincere, calls will be free. s.c.makhija
October 28th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
very true in India life is cheap it has very little value we often hear at some place a hundred at some place thousands people die of stampede, flood, drought, hunger, suicide, accident and so forth nobody cares except making some hue and cry after the events. if someone is alive this is because of their own fate.
October 29th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
very bad on ur part.living in India and won’t having any respect for our country..very bad.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
really very nice but should be short not only Kashmir hole India is heaven keep it up dude very nice
November 2nd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
very good joke
November 9th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
The joke was excellent. I liked it.
November 10th, 2010 at 10:32 am
wow… make me proud on my own country
November 22nd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
hahaha it’s really a bumper laughing gas,but d reason i laugh is that writer indicated india as “heaven”.hahaha so funny.hehehehuhuhaha.difficult to stop laughing.hahaha
November 25th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
maja nahi aaya, bilkul bekar.
December 17th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
duh!! so damn lame mahn……!!
December 17th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
huh!!wat iz so funny in diz bloody crap….!!!
December 20th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I like it very much.
& I proud to be i m INDIA.
December 27th, 2010 at 11:13 am
Wooooooooo man Jai Hind
gr8 gr8 gr8
January 7th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
NOT GOOD. CANNOT BE DIGESTED IF YOU ARE AN INDIAN
January 9th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
thanks for sending me this joke it’s nice send me many jokes freely
January 12th, 2011 at 11:20 am
Really a Great concept to express our country truley.
February 8th, 2011 at 5:02 pm
Good one though i am from Nepal i can bet India can be complemented with the same title.
Staying in cities and dying will not reflect true India and Nepal. There are lots of great places in India and Nepal that we can cherish. Haven is in Earth. We are the protogonists and earth is the threater. Please friends lets not fight which is heaven. Loved this joke. Love you India.
February 10th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Too good!!!! love it (the hell on earth is now called God’s country – though it was true a 100 years ago).
February 21st, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Ihope I shall enjoy.
February 28th, 2011 at 10:13 am
not so bad… means 55-45…GOOD
March 18th, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Nice joke nut very long. It is true that god is in India.
March 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 pm
nice joke. Take it in negative or positive sense, God really exists in India.
March 24th, 2011 at 9:23 am
I think you are confused it should be local call to hell. hahahah…
April 17th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
A SWEAT JOKE INDEED. I JUST LOVED IT. PRETTY MUCH CREATIVE…
April 28th, 2011 at 11:23 am
INDIA…HEAVEN? THEN WAT ABOUT THE REAL HEAVEN? GODS FEEL SHAME..THE CREATOR IS MAD.
May 4th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Its really …. nice !!
May 25th, 2011 at 7:45 pm
pjjjjjjjj
June 5th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
What a long joke! I did not read only.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
soooooooooooooooooooo……. weeeet, not only joke, but a reality,…
June 18th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
gooooooooooooooooooooooood……………………….but not the best…!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 20th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
good but not very good one…..
June 20th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
good but not very good one…….
July 22nd, 2011 at 10:16 am
i didnt get the joke,its not funny at all.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 pm
what a funny joke that’s the reaso why i like this website
July 29th, 2011 at 10:37 am
It should have been book on churches and temples. When American came to India it is obvious that it is a temple he visited.
August 3rd, 2011 at 12:24 am
that was damn funny. i really liked it.
i really say great to the person who wrote this joke.
August 20th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
indin people are always help ful to other
ha ha ha
August 23rd, 2011 at 11:54 pm
total rubbish
August 26th, 2011 at 6:29 pm
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 9th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
SUPERB JOKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:)
October 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
mokke joke its not a joke really
November 8th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
not so good but ok
November 12th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
America is big cheeter, Poor country that’s why……..
November 15th, 2011 at 12:38 pm
its actually not a joke bt a message to every one living in india n those who r use to complain about its environment n system…..a good one
November 18th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
matalab india itself is a country of hell
November 20th, 2011 at 11:16 am
ya its really truth b’cause india is only country where God come
December 7th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
its s nice but the problem is that its too long& the funny part is @ the last
January 7th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
itz just hillarious and afcourse splendid 22….
January 18th, 2012 at 3:20 am
Joke is always Joke But why u wrote “Charch” but not (Hindu)Temple? You know that Christian people will not react with this (foolish) joke thats why you did it. No need to play with any FAITH and others feelings( when you do have own Religon). If u r a man Please write again this joke `with word “Mosque”, then we will see how funny it will be for you all. Don’t forget to mention your full name and real address. Just Be a MAN( as u proud being an INDIAN). All the Best.
January 22nd, 2012 at 3:09 am
wonderful
heaven is local for india
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Ha..haa..haa…..splendid!!
February 6th, 2012 at 9:12 pm
sooooooooooooo………. stupid
February 9th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
very nice phonecall yes India is really a true heaven
February 18th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
awesome! india is heaven and i m proud to be an indian!!!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2012 at 10:26 am
Wonderful.Like this.
March 12th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
It is fact INDIA is Swarg. Nice Jokes
March 31st, 2012 at 7:16 pm
yes this is heaven on earth
April 15th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
it is a shame to criticize India, being Indians,that shows toooooooooooo much love for artificial life,proud to be an Indian
April 30th, 2012 at 10:56 am
Yes, it is not a joke. It is true. Only India showed to the world that God is within you. Not even a local call is required.
April 30th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
improve it . make it more nice. at least try,umm i hope u understand……
May 15th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
god lives in india only