I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
He asks Santa to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.
He asks Santa to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week Banta comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Banta: “What the….! This is shit you…!” and Banta calmly replies: “Yes, and I want toilet paper”.
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February 3rd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
haha
February 4th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 8:53 am
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June 14th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
just like hell threatening if imagined
sounds funny later
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September 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
superb
September 19th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
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September 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
LMFAO
October 30th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
good jokes very different from the usual ones
November 12th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
An idiot joke.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
very funny hilarious! my friends enjoyed the joke
December 13th, 2008 at 5:28 am
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January 7th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
great one
March 31st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
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April 18th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Very nice.
The best Joke was the Sardar winning a Texas Lottery and asking his money back.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
superb one cant stop laughin
April 30th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
good one cant stop laughin
May 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
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August 5th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
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September 3rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
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February 27th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
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March 3rd, 2010 at 4:53 pm
thank u so much for making my evening a memorable one
March 18th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
dis is an awesome joke. the first you read it you burst out to laughter.
March 28th, 2010 at 10:10 am
EXCELLENT,BRILLIANT BUT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
April 5th, 2010 at 2:19 am
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gud goin…
April 16th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
good
April 27th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
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May 24th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
what will you do if you want a lion food????????????????????????????
(just kidding)
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June 22nd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
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July 7th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
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July 25th, 2010 at 2:14 am
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August 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 am
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August 24th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Really, It’s so Interesting & so funny!
September 8th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Simply superb..
September 13th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Cool… i think… i guess… it’s a bit eeugh too..but FUNNNY!!
September 24th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
what if he wanted a bathroom
October 26th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
ok,thats a stupid joke
November 2nd, 2010 at 7:23 pm
awsm joke……
November 4th, 2010 at 11:21 pm
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February 25th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
very funny and i forget everything when i read this jokes.
March 10th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
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March 10th, 2011 at 6:41 pm
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March 10th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
very good joke is hilarious
March 10th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
horrible funny joke yaar
March 10th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
horrible funny joke……………………………………………………..
March 18th, 2011 at 11:43 am
really very funny
March 18th, 2011 at 11:45 am
very funny joke
May 4th, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Very very funny..
good funny sense of Pradeep
June 12th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Bakwas
June 21st, 2011 at 3:37 pm
very,very……………………………………. funy joke
June 23rd, 2011 at 4:53 pm
sada hua joke
September 15th, 2011 at 3:37 pm
This is one of the dirtiest joke …
September 20th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
innocent santar….
October 22nd, 2011 at 6:13 pm
bekar sada gala bimbo type ka joke hai ye
October 29th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
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October 29th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
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October 29th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
aaiii aaaiiii ooooooo!
kya gi ?????????
toilet paperrrr mujhse manga hota gi……
mere passs bahut tha!!! mera business hai gi…
aaiiiiiyooo poooo da…!
mera mummmy bola nah nah beta toilet nai karna paarrrrrrrr toilet paper lana!!!!! maaai kya karrttaa gi tum hi baataaa ooooooooooo!?????!!!
October 29th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
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December 27th, 2011 at 10:57 am
sardarjis are madddddddd……….
January 16th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
nice 1
<3
February 10th, 2012 at 2:24 am
Awesome joke! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
May 12th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
ha!ha!ha! ys its really funny…….