How to decide???
Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”
Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”
So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their naughty kids cut the tail of the other horse too.
And the next day Banta Singh is worried and says, “I will cut one of the ears of my horse so the horse with one ear will be mine and the other one will be yours.”
The next night the kids cut the other horse’s ears too. And so it goes on until the horses lost their ears, eyes, had broken noses etc.
And in the end both horses were left only with bare legs and were just barely living. Both Santa and Banta were frustrated.
At last Banta says, “BAHUT HO GAYA. SAFED WALA GHORA MERA, KALA WALA TERA”
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January 21st, 2008 at 7:52 am
Can someone translate that last bit?
January 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
“Can someone translate that last bit?”
That last bit says, “Now its enough, the white one is urs and the black one would be mine ok”
March 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
last line says “its enough now white one is mine n black one is urs”
March 30th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
isnt it too funny
May 15th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
it was funny joke and good but not v.good
or excelent joke.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
yeah itz nt soo funny ya…………!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
good joke
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
disgusting one….isnt funny at all. horses being tormented is not my kinda joke!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
ha ha ha
December 30th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
marathi boy– mala avadhlaa!!!
May 28th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
its jst funny not so funny
July 16th, 2009 at 10:53 am
it is funny
November 6th, 2009 at 12:44 am
disgusting one….isnt funny at all. horses being tormented is not my kinda joke!!
may be you are one of the above sardar.
November 9th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Very nice. I have ever seen like this jokes
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:12 pm
wonderful stomach splitting
February 27th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
good and funny but dont like about tormenting animals.send more……
March 28th, 2010 at 10:15 am
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
theres nothing funny
July 21st, 2010 at 2:53 pm
safed mera,kala tera
July 29th, 2010 at 3:21 am
Oh!!! Fantastic
August 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 am
realistic sardar (i mean sardar jokes started / created like this only) jokes…very nice.
October 3rd, 2010 at 2:53 pm
wht a jok
March 19th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
nice joke
May 20th, 2011 at 6:24 am
nice joke…..
July 27th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Very funny… Santa n banta always rock… I hv laughed so much… Hahahaha
August 7th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
this are the real guys from “punjab”
August 30th, 2011 at 8:52 pm
i likd it……its nice
April 18th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
good ones
May 7th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Terrific joke
May 10th, 2012 at 10:16 am
is it funny?
damn “NO”