What is a lover???
A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover ?”
“A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover…. Oh, my God!”
She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door.
She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.