Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha…
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July 21st, 2010 at 2:54 pm
murga sardar tha
December 10th, 2010 at 11:45 am
teri bahen ki chut bahen ke lodde madar chod binod sharma.sardaro ne jarur teri maa ,bahen chodi hogi. jo sardar ko murga bata raha hai.
June 9th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
sardar ka lund teri bahen ki chut fadega to dimag ka kiya kam….bhen diya lodiaa’
January 26th, 2012 at 2:06 am
sun lo abh sab.. jitne bhi mazak bnane hai ban lo acha hota ki hamre nove pita GURU TEG BAHADUR SAHIB JI(9th guru)ne tumhari madat na ki hoti..agr na kar te to aj tum muslman hote or tum sabh ki SUNAT hoti …us tym tumhare pandito ne madat mahangi to hamre guru ne tumhre liye kurbani di …. or jab muslmn tumhre paiso or kimti chijo ko utha ke le jate the or jab tum hinduo ki biwiyo ko udh ke le jate the or uhni ki ezat loot te the tab hi raat ko sardar jake 12 baje tumhri biwiyo ko bchate the…bht mazak bante ho na? 12bajne ka? tum me itni himat hoti to khud bacha lete mazak khud ka ban gya na? hum jan ke nhi bolte kahi besti na kara lo apni.. aj jitne bhi hindu jinda hai woh sabh sikho ki waje se hi hai ….jitni sardro ne tum sabh ke liye madat ki hai uska kabhi kraz bhi nhi utar sakhte… baki tum sab hinduo ko ehse samjh nhi ahti…agar abhi bhi samjh nhi ai fir sardro wale dang se samjhana padega shera to bach ke rhi sada ek hath hi kafi hai q ehve mran wale kam karde ho…nd jo yeh site hai jo srdro ke bare me mazak bnati hai I definitely sue you..hun dasna hi pauga tuhanu maa te yaara nu..
March 7th, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Hi guys, jokes are all fun, but please dont insult sardars like that.. its because of the sikhs that india is one. They contribute to our economy like no other community. I’m not a sardar, but it doesnt matter. I too didn’t like this joke at all.
May 5th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
binod sarma tu pagal hai kya bhai, aise kisi ka mazak nahi udana chahiye kyoki hum sab kewal ek jaise insan hai. harman singh bhai itna bhi mat bol lekin GURU TEG BAHADUR SAHIB JI hamare bhi guru hai Lekin hindu ki burai kabhi mat karna kyoki ye hindustan hai aur har hindustani bhai hai.