Office of The Hindustan Times

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.

“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

clerk

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

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July 21st, 2010 at 2:58 pm
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May 15th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
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saurabh Says:
September 25th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Ek bar ek ladka apni pragnent mammy se puchta hai ki isme kya hai.

mammy kahti hai issme mera pyara sa baby hai.

bacha kehta hai ki itna hi pyar tha toise khaya kyo?
devraj chaudhary 6 delhi police public scholl Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 9:02 pm
teacher:raju tum kis liye college aate ho?
student:vidyake khatir
teacher:tohab so kyu rahe ho?
student:aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
hardik garg (av) Says:
December 13th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
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yatin panwar from universal public school Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 7:02 pm
man1 myson is not listening to anything i say
man2 is he soadmnant
man1 no,he is deaf

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