A Really Bad Day
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me.
When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.
I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
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November 30th, 2007 at 7:46 am
haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL! porr guy is gonna die
November 30th, 2007 at 7:46 am
i mean poor
December 8th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Nice one
January 16th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a h ha aha ha aha hahaa whhhhhtttttttttttttttt aaaaa joooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i may say that u r really in a danger that poor guy will become a ghost and will attend u at the same bar
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
THATS HOW I FEEL!
November 16th, 2011 at 8:28 pm
eish thats thje problem with peoples who wants to drink wats not theirs
December 5th, 2011 at 2:10 am
i googled funny jokes,,, and it came up with this site,, I read 8 jokes,, havnt smiled yet,,, sad bunch of loosers.