Banta’s Date


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Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Man calling

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”





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4 Responses to “Banta’s Date”



  1. muskan syal Says:

    nice joke

  2. mansi Says:

    how sweet

  3. SINGH SARDAR Says:

    There are about 2 crore hard-working and progressive Sikhs in India , but there are hattay kattay (able-bodied) 2 crores Hindu beggars in india……what can be more insulting joke for hindu aprt from this…

  4. arjun Says:

    lameee joke

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