Santa and Banta in Hospital


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Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

Hospital

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied, “I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can’t allow you to stay.”

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,”I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can’t allow you to stay.”

He went to the next house and asked,” Do you have “grown up” Daughters?”.

The Owner asked,”WHY?????????”

Santa replied,”I wanted to stay here for a night…”





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22 Responses to “Santa and Banta in Hospital”



  1. Baadshah khan Says:

    nautttttttt but funny
    i really enjoy it!!!

  2. Chetan Says:

    I liked all these jokes very much……….

  3. razah Says:

    enjoy your free stay at the hospital but beware of the bad food.LOL…………..

  4. Irfi Says:

    coool!!!

  5. divya 8 Says:

    interesting and funny one……….

  6. Cloe Says:

    nice uhhh

  7. navneet \"KAUR\" a \"SARDAR\" Says:

    :D :P

  8. vids Says:

    badmash company

  9. INDER MOHAN MALHOTRA Says:

    all are good

  10. sanchi Says:

    friendship means: uhappy I happy Usad I sad ,Ucry Icry, U laugh, I laugh, Ufall down in i dance dhinchak, dhinchak

  11. Ramya Says:

    very nice

  12. chingkhei Says:

    cool joke

  13. soni Says:

    it’s very funny and it’s a best t.p

  14. heba Says:

    kool joke

  15. chikuw Says:

    nuaghty

  16. Neelam Says:

    Cool joke

  17. warda Says:

    such a stupid joke :p :p :P

  18. HMGBHAT Says:

    too old joke.popularly called as pj-poor joke.shouldnt come under latest jokes category!

  19. The Gang Says:

    These are not so cool so PUT BETTER ONES??????????????????????

  20. Naeem Says:

    shit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,old one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. holy spirit Says:

    errr…. such a stupid and boring joke.

  22. nandita Says:

    its nice but not da one which i wanted

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