Blonde on a Desert


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Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had to go to the desert and take one thing with them.

Desert

The brunette took a water bottle, the redhead took an umbrella and the blonde took a car-door.

They were walking in the desert with their objects and 3 men came up to them and said to the Brunette, “why have you got a water bottle?”

The Brunette replied, ” To drink water!”

They asked the redhead, “why do you have an umbrella?”

She said, “Because if it gets hot I can have some shade.”

Then they asked the blonde, ” Why do you have a car-door?”

She replied, ” If it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window!”





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10 Responses to “Blonde on a Desert”



  1. veera Says:

    this onez gud!!

  2. Miranda Says:

    ilovethat joke it was realy funny i just love dumb blonde jokes don’t worry i’m not a blond i’m a beautiful brunette.

  3. nicole.. Says:

    im a blonde..

    and I was even laughing when i saw that,,

  4. baburaj Says:

    hai nicole
    what is ur mail id

  5. Eemaan Says:

    i have a blonde friend and she hates it when i tell everyone blonde jokes.
    she thinks she doesnt have the same quality but thinks that ‘N Sync is a drain cleaner!!!

  6. clarisse Says:

    real blondes aren’t dum, some fakes are just ditzy and pretend to be dum

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    hh… amazing..

  8. beepboop Says:

    i don@t really get that joke andi am a blonde…

    am i dumb?

  9. chrystie Says:

    beepboop ur not dumb…just thi abwt it mre…wen u get hot u roll dwn da windo so in this joke she bought i door with so when she ets hot she can roll down the windo and she thinks it will cool her dwn

  10. Top Incest Sites Says:

    hh.. nice.

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