Kissful Arithmetic
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
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October 29th, 2007 at 11:35 am
verr funny I like it
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
i love this joke it is soooooooo hilariouse luv that joke
December 7th, 2007 at 12:45 am
hahahaha
December 16th, 2007 at 12:28 am
v.v.v. FUNNY
December 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 pm
hey…i have read it in the chicken soup…
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
such a cool joke i like it
February 14th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Its q interesting. U people thanx 4 the innovation U potrey. I real like it.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
gud one
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
nice one… gud way to learn maths
March 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
That is a lovely joke
March 24th, 2008 at 7:28 am
that was realy cool! I love that joke
March 24th, 2008 at 7:30 am
that was realy cool.I love that joke. realy creative
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:04 am
it so lovely i like it much.
July 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
so romantic..!!
October 27th, 2008 at 9:53 am
AWESOME!! very nyc…… i liked it!!:p
December 4th, 2008 at 9:37 am
realy thats gud joke
January 1st, 2009 at 6:21 pm
cool but you forgot fraction
May 12th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
good joke
March 31st, 2010 at 3:08 pm
hhehheeheh…it made meh rolmfao
April 6th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
haa haa
funny yaar…
well tried
April 10th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I love the jokes its wonderful
April 10th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
bohut cool
April 11th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
laaaaaaaameeeee as F***!!!!
April 12th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
i think everyone should learn this kind of mathemetics once in lifetime.
April 17th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
So cool yaar..nice 1
May 4th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
what a lovely joke.it is really gud….
May 8th, 2010 at 7:45 am
very funnyyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
July 8th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
nice mathamatics!
July 12th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Heheeeeee!!!! Which school??
September 4th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
practical lesson of arithmatic.
September 7th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
really a gud joke,
teachers should teach maths in this style
September 24th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
that is the way I got my girlfriend…funny mathamatic..is’nt..
October 5th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
hahahaha very good joke
keep laughing, stay healthy
October 25th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
very nice
December 1st, 2010 at 4:38 pm
vulgarity but nice
January 19th, 2011 at 9:16 am
trendy n Xlent keep it up
January 29th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
ha ha ha ha! Very Funny
February 13th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
lol
what a joke
but only male teacher’s can teach maths like that
February 22nd, 2011 at 8:40 pm
jajajajajaja
March 2nd, 2011 at 7:22 pm
it very very funny i liked it.
March 7th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
It was his father who beat him at the division stage and what will happened when d girl claps at early stage.
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:56 pm
I am also want to learn arithmetics
March 26th, 2011 at 3:42 pm
v.good jokes
March 26th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
mast hai…………
lykd it
lolzzzzzzzzzz………..
May 19th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Very romantic tuition class
kaas me v kisi ladkiko tuition d pata 
May 31st, 2011 at 3:06 pm
coool love story with hot ending…
May 31st, 2011 at 3:07 pm
cool lovestory with hit ending haaaaa
June 5th, 2011 at 10:54 am
i have saw two people doing according to joke
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:40 pm
good
June 24th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
lovely joke … love it …….
June 30th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
please send me romantic , love, affection
July 27th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Shameless Joke! Shame on you!
September 16th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
shamelesss creatures. you have no mind your mind is so dirty and i hate you toooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
November 8th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Wow it’s romantic.
December 7th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Really Enjoyable!!!
January 10th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
i was math teacher &get chance to kisssssssssssssss huuuuuuuuuuAhhhhhhhh
March 2nd, 2012 at 7:39 pm
mujha sab sa achi maths lagti ha es liye eska majak mat urao
March 5th, 2012 at 1:46 am
Hehehehe!
Best math ever.
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 am
nice one
i like it