Doubt about Mahabharata


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In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.

Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…

Teacher

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).

Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”

Masterji fainted.





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48 Responses to “Doubt about Mahabharata”



  1. prit Says:

    VERY BRILLANT DOUBT

  2. lovely Says:

    hi,undoubtedly this is a gud joke.bt do u think that a 6th standrd student can ask this question?

  3. mohib Says:

    great joke….

  4. Siya Says:

    this one is suparbbbbbbbb
    i like it

  5. SAQIB Says:

    lovely good thinking Ramu

  6. muqeet zaidi Says:

    like saqib said lovely good thinking ramu

  7. malika Says:

    dude dnt think about 6th class baby jus enjoy the joke understand

  8. Annu bhai Says:

    Gooooood Jokeeeeeee…….
    Aise jokes ki jarurat haiiiii…..

  9. Akhtar Says:

    good joke
    yes aise hi joke ki zaroorat hay
    keep it up

  10. rosemaina Says:

    hahhahha..!!!!!!!

  11. krish Says:

    We are not trying to make jokes on any kind of religion we all respect all kind of religions and we had already mentioned it before please take it only as a joke.

  12. hemant Says:

    gret jok maja aa gya

  13. Rahul Morey Says:

    ………toiiiiiiiiinggg………….

  14. santosh Says:

    brilliant.

  15. pintoo Says:

    Wah Wah really funny & original

  16. Ritu Kumar Deka Says:

    Very funny…

  17. sadiya Says:

    sorry i dont understand this mahabharath

  18. sagar Says:

    good question ramu……. keep it up!!!!!!

  19. nikhil Says:

    superb. funniest

  20. Amar Says:

    Very brilliant boy

  21. panchayat guru Says:

    Good Ramu ! This one challenges our most technical and eloborate epic – MAHABHARAT
    I hope that Kanse could think like Ramu in order to be alive…………..
    If he would have thought so, then Krishna wouldn’t be alive and we wouldn’t have had any Krishna temples !!!!!!!!!!1

  22. jaimin Says:

    yaar esse to kahte he vinashkaale viprit budhhi.

    jiska vinas honevaala hota he uska dimag nahi chalata

  23. bhaskar Says:

    it’s a very very inteligent question.kansa was a bhuthoooooo…

  24. Sanju Says:

    mast

  25. shanthini Says:

    very very very funny.

  26. hardy Says:

    hillarioussss….

  27. priyanshi Says:

    knotty one

  28. pardeep Says:

    hahahaha….best one

  29. Vikas Says:

    good sense of humor.

  30. sandeep Says:

    mahabharat mein krishan leela kahan se aa gayi.. i think master ji is full on doubtfull..

  31. Evil Says:

    abe clss 6 ke haramkhor…
    teri maa ka bub chusunga

  32. Lav Says:

    nice..its a joke only so no class 6th student is chind..or young..doubt

  33. Tasleem shaikh Says:

    I only believe in “ALLAH”

  34. ups.... Says:

    omg……..nice one

  35. Dhyuthi Says:

    Wat a brillant doubt
    ha…. haaaa……………
    haaaaa……………. ha…….

  36. sanjana Says:

    very cleaver boy……

  37. hemlataraheja Says:

    He is absolutely right in putting that question.

  38. manjeet kaur Says:

    good one

  39. Kabir Says:

    Waha Ramu……….woh maara papdh wale ko gila karke

  40. ankur Says:

    superbb
    super like

  41. AJAY DEV GAN Says:

    don,t post such kind of jokes.if you are just trying to make jokes and also have craze about making jokes then show your will and make jokes on religion sikhism,phadh ke rakh deyange.

  42. manjeet kaur Says:

    Good Joke Wah Wah

  43. dolly Says:

    ha ha ha……….

  44. Bhakya Says:

    most intelligent question

  45. akki Says:

    ha ha ha…………….mazedaar h ek dam…….mast

  46. ANuBhav Says:

    This is a very serious problem……

  47. ramu Says:

    abe devki teri chod dunga.i want 2 hav sex witth u

  48. ramu Says:

    abe devki teri chod dunga.i want 2 hav sex witth u.mujhe 9 bacha chahiye

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