Letter of School Master!
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai.Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected.
I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement. May God blast you!”
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV
February 16th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Bhy Dont U cantinoo dis phuni later
February 18th, 2007 at 11:07 am
good
March 29th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
vvvvvvvvv.nice and funny..good,v.good,i appreciate ur job,,keep it up…best wishes and good luck….
April 9th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Continue it
April 28th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Good one
May 13th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
very interesting
May 30th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
very nice carry on
June 10th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
It was a nice joke
June 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Fun-tastyc Hole and Birth storey.Kheep it up.
July 3rd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
wOw …..veri funnY .. and Mr. ram khilawan Yadan .. you spreak english better than Lalu yadav …… any way gOOd job .. you gonna be the script writer of my first movie.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:50 am
engraiz also break the leg of hindi in same manner i.e ham ye karna mangta
July 28th, 2007 at 8:44 am
d ooman ynn d ellow sari vas dewared bye d ungry ulff ynn d oods.( for those who did not get it,u do not come from madras)
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
itz so funny.
thanx for sharing it wth me.
August 6th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Oh ho mar sutiya, kamaal kar dita……………..
August 7th, 2007 at 10:34 am
aaaiyoooo.. !! ram khilawan tum aachi bolta jeee..in short.. you speak betta dan my broder ..
August 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Ferry phanny In- dead……..
September 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
hehehe,,,it is veddy phanni….i phove hat…
September 13th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Very Funny!!!! Continue it as a series…
Ghani Maza aavi ho
September 19th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Funny engraiz with tutti putti lingoage (language)
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:54 pm
superb joke re…keep it up
October 6th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
already heard,but was funny
October 9th, 2007 at 7:41 am
khush kutta,ran kil havan ji,kuch baat hai hum main aisi hasti mit ti nahi hamari aur sadiyo raha hai dushman daur-e-jahan hamara…JIYOOOOO
October 9th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Just 4 entertainment
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Good one.
November 1st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
think u vely march……
November 12th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
after all bihari is bihari
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
veryyyyyy nice n intresting thing
December 17th, 2007 at 1:09 am
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv.intresting &good joke
December 20th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Fuunny joke
December 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Splendid
January 13th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
it is fanastic.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
oh gess that was realy funny who knew that the reason sum people prefer being leaders 4 areason.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:22 am
FOR A BIHARI 2 WRITE IN SUCH A FABULOUS HINGLISH
HE SHOULD BE GETTING SOME REWARD
March 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
bravo~
haha…
funny letter..like it..
hehe..>
March 17th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
keep it up you are very funny mr.Ramkhilavan continue this story with another letter I am very surprised when a Bihari write a letter in english Iam impressed VERY FUNNY
April 12th, 2008 at 6:24 am
This one is sickkkkkkkk bro. Good job. Keep it up.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
fantastic and humerable
July 29th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
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July 30th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
The https://jokesduniya.com is interesting site, good job, owner.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
vvvvvvvvvvvvv nice N cool
December 24th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
it’s realy funny.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
fanta stick…
September 12th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I laughed a lot when I was eading it and my boss sent me out of the office couse I couldn’t explain to him why I am laughing. It is a good joke really
September 13th, 2009 at 11:39 am
MASTERJI KO MERA SALAM
ETHNA EDUCATE KIYA KYO SAMAJ ME NEHI AYA
AGAR AYSA EDUCATION DUSRA KISI KO MILA
CHAKKU SE MAR DENA USE THA KI
KOYI AYSA BAR BAR NEHI KAHE
AUR PHIR HUM US PER HASE…….
with love
vipin
September 13th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Hilarious. I was rolling on the floor with non stop laughter.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:19 am
a good comment on indian teachers,
September 15th, 2009 at 12:49 am
a very good letter
its funny hahahaha
September 16th, 2009 at 12:54 am
hmmm am speechless
September 26th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
NICE JOKE Taar i forget my englis after reading this joke
October 9th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
nice joke
October 11th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
nice joke…………………………….
October 19th, 2009 at 10:07 am
a best joke , i enjoyed like any thing & laughed loudly, my grandson came & asked ,what hppnd? n i aske him to read d joke n again we laughed ,can not forget for life time.thanx again.
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:44 pm
i had immdiately got a head ache after reading this letter!!oh man how rotten!!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
One of the best jokes i ever read.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am
IT WAAS
November 7th, 2009 at 11:54 am
It was phery gooood and congraaculation thaat u has given birth to a sun!!!!!!
Very very very verry………….. good
i also say may god blast u
November 7th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
very funny letter, according to this letter we come to know the person who is not able to write proberly will commit a great problem to our society like this.
very funny writings
November 15th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
nice joke…………………………….
November 24th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
gooooooooooooood veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
December 16th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
a very funny joke……
ha ha ha
December 20th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
WOW WAT E GOD ENARISH
WHAT A GOOD ENGLISH
WWWWWAAATS THE DIFFFFERENCREEM?
January 7th, 2010 at 9:42 am
funny..good,v.good,i appreciate ur job,,keep it up…best wishes and good luck….
January 29th, 2010 at 10:35 am
Funny Koje Good
February 1st, 2010 at 9:14 pm
arre masterji tanik humko bhi angrejee sikha do ji
March 11th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
life is like that.good joke and a reality also. i experienced one such: a teacher asking for a job in a school.
” sir, please give me your residential school and am happy for that!!”
March 21st, 2010 at 8:35 pm
kya joke hai…
maza aa gaya…
along wid RAMKHILAWAN the station master was also phully responsible for getting birth of his sun…
may mind blast you! ye letter padhne k baad pata nahi master ji ka kya haal hua hoga…
March 21st, 2010 at 8:48 pm
ha ha hee hee ha ah bery mich punny!
March 24th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
bhery bhery phunny lettur.
March 25th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Funny Koje Good
March 29th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
April 12th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
mind blowing
April 15th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
omg!!!!!!!!! i cant stop laughing!
April 29th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
good english every should speak like this only May god Blast u!!!!
May 17th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Bhery Phuni
May 19th, 2010 at 10:45 am
Jokesduniya.com mast hai!!!!!!
May 31st, 2010 at 3:47 pm
it was very funny. i liked it very much!!!!!
June 13th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
really it was funny.ok one question for miley “are u miley cyrus?”I cannot believe it I am your biggest fan ever
June 20th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 20th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Pehle english to sikh le……
June 20th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
ya first u should learn english
June 20th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
INTRESTING!!
June 21st, 2010 at 6:54 pm
great joke .
July 2nd, 2010 at 7:34 pm
superbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
July 4th, 2010 at 11:43 am
ITS REALLY REALLY……..WAT SHALL I SAY??
A VERY VERY FANTASTIC AND COMEDY JOKE….HA…..HA!!
July 22nd, 2010 at 2:20 pm
good
August 4th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
mr ramkhilawan u wrote from ur heart, and this is good also, keep it up and do write this kind of letter in future also
August 7th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
This is very funny joke.
August 16th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
superb!!!!!!
August 19th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv nice dude its superb
August 24th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
english was used nicely in this joke.
August 27th, 2010 at 9:58 am
i love these kind of writers bcz their English is very good they can easily make us understand everything
August 29th, 2010 at 9:02 am
good 1, now i wanna come to india to forget my english
lol
September 1st, 2010 at 4:34 pm
It was a phully phunny joke i had never- hever hear dis type of CANVERSASHION in my hole life !!
September 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
v
September 12th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Pabulous Poke
September 16th, 2010 at 10:56 am
nice bt not good
September 17th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
what a teacher / teacheara ha na gyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 9th, 2010 at 9:05 am
The joke of later of skull muster is gud. It gives hell and heltty.
October 9th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
kindley appoint him as the english teacher at oxford university
October 10th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Hillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
October 24th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
hi
i am jeje in k.s.A
October 31st, 2010 at 9:17 am
He is a wore est englis techar
November 21st, 2010 at 6:19 pm
kas yahi englis hamar indiya me chalti
November 30th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
intrestinggggggg!!!
December 11th, 2010 at 5:45 am
GREAST AWFULLY PREFECT
December 27th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
IT,S A WONDERFULL & INTRESTING JOKES OF YOUR JOKES DUNIYA
THANKS FOR NICE JOKES!
January 19th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
ya ,as an initial response the title for the whole set of foolish words may b named as Joke,but at the time of conclusion the whole topic is LIKE THE GARBAGE OF WORDS CHOSEN BY SOMEONE HAVING HIS OR HER UPPER CHAMBER AS TOTALLY BLANK.
February 12th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK…….
BUT ITS AN ADULT JOKE
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 pm
very very phunny joke
March 7th, 2011 at 11:55 am
I cannot admire this joke as it is insulting one of the most important region of our country that is Bihar. Sorryyyyyyyyyy. Plz donot create such jokes.
March 16th, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Lovely
March 17th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Hahhahaheee E vari vari Mice wan kip it up
April 17th, 2011 at 10:05 am
superb……….. ha ha ha ha ha ……… cant stop laughing
April 19th, 2011 at 11:51 am
This is a ideal joining letter… every 1 must follow it..
April 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 pm
superb very funny.
April 23rd, 2011 at 2:06 pm
superb very funny
May 30th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
haha!damn gd
June 10th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
amazing
June 26th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
haha, very nice
June 29th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
gud litter ai lyked eet
July 9th, 2011 at 7:01 pm
may god blast you too for such a funny jokes
July 16th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
hilariosssssssssssssssssssssss
July 29th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
superb
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:50 am
I appreciate your jock.
August 3rd, 2011 at 12:06 am
it is so good joke
August 10th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
awesomist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2011 at 11:48 am
heeeee vas a bhery god englis righter.
ha,ha,ha,ha,
August 14th, 2011 at 11:50 am
he vas a bhery god englis righter
ha ha ha ha ha
August 18th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
wow…… toooo gud languag i mean z english;->
August 27th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
I AM GRATEFUL THAT YOU SEND ME JOCE IT IS PHUL OF ENTERTINMINT TO ME & MY PHAMILY I MORE WATING FOR DUPLICATE (AS ABOVE) JOKE.
October 16th, 2011 at 5:15 pm
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 27th, 2011 at 7:17 am
continue this it’s very funny.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
karan johar ko pata chaleha to chance hai………………….
January 3rd, 2012 at 5:43 pm
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
January 16th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
its fooo dummmmy ractually!!it dint n mc me laugh
February 23rd, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Excellednt.
March 23rd, 2012 at 8:12 pm
toooooooooo gud
March 30th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
best joke, never before never again
best “HOLE” joke,
I THINK THIS PERSON SHOULD BE LALLU PRASAD YADAV
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:00 am
Funny, very funny even ur mother tounge is very funny. U r birth of english man so u know ur father tounge very well. Bastard, do u know hindi is our language and we love to speak in hindi. U r here coz of bihari they r best in every field not like of u people fucking dirty mind people
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:06 am
Ek bihari sab pe bhari aur apne pe ajaye to bahut bada bimari, to beta bihari se majak na karna nahi to tera idli aur dosa aur pao aur dhokla bina namak ke namkin kar dega
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 pm
1 BIHARI
100% NAGAI
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:32 pm
ENOUGH EDUCATION FOR BIHARI
April 13th, 2012 at 4:46 am
Regarding Bihari joke,
the letter in which broken language drafted, cant be Bihari, Bihari alway an educated people and their english education is always on a high level. No body can bit him. So stop this kind of Jokes atleast with BIHARI,s.
regards to all for their comments even negative (yeh jamhooriyat ka hussn hayy).
Jeewan Khan , Dammam saudi arabia
April 30th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
very funny joke
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:38 am
Wow! Masterjiii… such an amazing letter!
May 16th, 2012 at 11:19 am
good batlar english, really a humerus one