“Aaj Tak” News
“Aaj Tak” gets news that 100 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent : How did this happen?
Sardarji : Well, all the people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent : Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji : I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up…
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October 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am
how about Hindu,why sardar better to stop this dum ass discriminator.
October 13th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Well, I think it is a little impolite to say why ‘Hindu’ if you want to stop discrimination. That’s also discriminating. I’m not a Hindu, but that sounds offensive.
October 14th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Wonderful joke
October 30th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
well, i say a gr8, old joke…
and we all shoul frgt about this dicrimination…
GUYS, JUST ENJOY!!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Hey Guys,
Don’t fight. This site is only for fun, this is nt a reality show that we start fighting.
Just chill !!
June 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
WHT IS THIS MML? AND TO WHOM IS IT DIRECTED?
June 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
MML means Masti,Mazaa and laughter
June 18th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
yes very true no hindu no muslim no discriminations only fun sun yaar chill maar
August 4th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Hey jus enjoe yaar itz a joke
September 29th, 2008 at 12:32 am
awesum nice jk….really good site….and cmon if itz that way, then sardars can also tell that they get discriminated all the time !!
August 28th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Fun unlimited..lol..awesome yaar..
Btw guys.. jst tk a chill pill and laugh.. even i knw a couple f sardars.. but believe me.. they enjoy these jokes.. as well as we do..;-).. So.. Ishmyle pleazzzzeeeee…:D
February 27th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
a “not stomach aching” joke but realllllllllllllyyy funnnny.
April 17th, 2010 at 7:54 am
poor(!)sardar who remained alive……
June 4th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
really a good joke if feel as joke
December 10th, 2010 at 11:54 am
baat ye hai ki.agar aap sikh hai to aapko bura lagega na.nahi hai to aap mazza lenge he.hindu ho,muslim ho, kisi bhi commnuty ke person ke bare main joke hoga toh naturaly baat jyadda nahi toh thodi to buri lagagi.jo log joke pad kar mazza le rahe hai.bar bar laggtar unki cast ya religion ke liye joke banege toh apne app samag aa jayega.
January 21st, 2011 at 5:54 pm
not so funny as i thought it will be ……
but it was nice……………………….
Please don’t publish such big jokes …It is not interesting ……………….
February 1st, 2011 at 5:10 pm
oye jatt… move ur butt… go n give ur lectures somewhere else… this is a joke site… u dumb ass
February 1st, 2011 at 5:16 pm
n by the way mr jatt, how the fu*k did u reach here… weren’t u searching for sardar jokes too..?
February 10th, 2011 at 1:51 am
Usual joke nt so mch fny expctng mor gud jokes on dis site
March 9th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Ha Ha..Great sense of humor..
April 16th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
its very good
May 21st, 2011 at 1:43 pm
this stupidness actually sardar are the jawans during british times and they want to give bad names to that community so the british started this propoganda of sardar jokes, pls put jhon or some britisheres name and read the joke. dont ever njoy the sardar jokes, they are the real miltary heoroes not jokers
July 11th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
good keep it up
August 9th, 2011 at 7:24 am
Sardar Jokes are good. So no one should feel bad and not to take other way
September 13th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Making fun just to relax your mind, not fight each other. If it hurts some group, let us start with Jhon or Peter. But some anglo Indian or London settled Indians should not oppose.
During my college days, in one weekly magazine the funny charactor was named “Mr. X”
Do someone like to start the jokes in the name of “Mr. X”..?
September 30th, 2011 at 4:56 pm
sardaar rocksssssss
November 29th, 2011 at 8:41 am
Agar apka koi frnd particularly apke naam par ya apka naam lekr kisi group/event mein aap par joke baneyga to apko b jaroor bura lagege… May b apka frnd sirf fun k liye hi joke kr raha ho. Par app par kiye ek do jokes k baad apko yeh hurt karne lagega aur app voilence pr aa jaye. …. So plz stop making jokes on sardar.. It really hurts…