Any Way For Long Life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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October 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
not bad…..
October 29th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
good
November 20th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
great advice i like it
December 6th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
long life link with married hmmmm
December 17th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Good One…
February 6th, 2008 at 4:00 am
lolzzzzzzz
February 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
is he a doctor or a murdere5
February 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
is he a doctor or a murderer
November 12th, 2008 at 11:34 am
gud 1
September 15th, 2009 at 4:12 am
well said..
February 23rd, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Good advice i like it
March 20th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
try this
March 20th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
is not as good as prevous one
March 20th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Hmm I dun hv lyk it
March 21st, 2010 at 12:44 pm
good one yaar……….
March 21st, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Very nice joke – ofcourse it is humorous but constrictive also.
March 21st, 2010 at 2:48 pm
very ggggggggggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddddddddddddddGood
March 22nd, 2010 at 10:56 am
Agar Shaadi karna ek perashaani hai toh log Shaadi karte kyun hai…
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:34 am
yeh advice sirf male ke liye kyun ?
Female per bhi yehi baat affect ho sakti hai…..
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
ok ok
July 4th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
salam
ye site mujhe puhat pasand hi
July 6th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
bilkul bakvas hai…….gussa ata hai ase jokes pr
samje
August 9th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
How thoughtful of you.
August 12th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Vakwaas
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:06 pm
thinkable..
September 26th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Is he a doctor?………
November 19th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
hahaha
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:25 pm
its always fun lukin at these jokes
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:27 pm
is he a doctor or murderer
December 29th, 2010 at 7:53 am
short n very very nice keep it up.
January 3rd, 2011 at 5:41 pm
100% sure
January 28th, 2011 at 10:41 pm
SANTA TO ASTROLOGER I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED PLEASE TELL ME WHY FROM MY KUNDLI ?
ASTROLOGER : YOUR KUNDLI SAYS THAT YOU ARE
TO LIVE LONG HAPPY LIFE.
February 25th, 2011 at 8:07 am
i always blive itis true.
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Nice…….
March 22nd, 2011 at 2:14 pm
thums up
April 3rd, 2011 at 3:21 pm
sahi baat hei
June 4th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Nice joke. Its fact today I think?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
not bad
July 8th, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Shaadi ka laddoo jo khaye wo pachtaye n jo na khaye wo lalchaye.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Docter says like this
July 8th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Nice joke.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Nice joke
July 17th, 2011 at 11:47 am
really true
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:34 pm
not very good but some good
July 31st, 2011 at 1:04 pm
hello freinds how are you?
September 4th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
GOOD JOKE
October 19th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
i beleive its not true…………
November 24th, 2011 at 3:49 pm
this joke is not funny but stupid
January 13th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
YA
January 18th, 2012 at 5:12 pm
ok!not bad