A Poor Family Essay
A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…
She writes :
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, doo bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!!
Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi,
unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!!!!
September 28th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
uska thoughts b bhoot garib tha…..
September 29th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Kitna gareeb joke tha
September 30th, 2007 at 10:12 am
bechara garibdas
October 9th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
kitna gareeb joke tha
October 30th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
bahut he pyar soch tha i like that
October 31st, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Kash aisa hota
November 27th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
aisa hota tho hum bhi garib hona pasand karte
December 17th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Kitna Bekaar joke tha. Kuch samajh hi nahi paaai.
December 17th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Kaisaa Joke hai? Kuch samajh hi nahi aaya.
December 17th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Joke toh bilkul gareeb hi gareeb hai.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
nice joke….actually, itz hilarious!!!
aare hindi loog, kuch to sharam karo, itna sa joke bhi nahi samajh sakte??
main to hindi bhi nahi hoon
December 18th, 2007 at 7:10 am
XD im not sure what it says XD
(can you tell me)
January 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
wat is the meaning.. plz tell me in english..
January 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I Have translate it into english version by my best for them who don’t know hindi:
“Once upon at time there was a poor family, husband and wife both were both poor, their two children were also very poor.
All the servants on that house were also poor, the driver and security guard of the house were also poor, the four dogs in the house were also very poor. They haven’t eaten chicken for two days, Two BMW car weren’t properly serviced for a long time. All the A.C on the house were not working, the house hasn’t been painted for a year, The family hadn’t gone for a holiday trip to foreign country for six months and among 5 T.V two of them were not working, As a whole it was a very poor family.”
February 1st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
itna b bura nahi tha bas time paas k liye theek hai…
May 29th, 2008 at 10:25 am
excellent its very meaningfull, good joke…but i pity on the people who didnt understand this……good moral…
May 29th, 2008 at 10:26 am
wow its good joke …….kontha mandi burra leni sardar gallaki ardam kaledu papam…….
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 am
very meaningful joke….kids can be vrey thoughtful at times…thay teach so much thru humour
August 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
very sweet
September 4th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
very excellent and latest joke
December 19th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
thank you krish for translating it for all of us who dont speak hindu. and for those who do, well, enjoy!
January 25th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Gareeb. Isiliye. Hothe. Hai. Kyunki. Veh. Ameer. Nahi. Hai.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Ghareeb hai tho AC kaise TVkaise?
Par time pass keliye tho hoti hai!!
June 24th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
ap to ajeeb hei ghareeb hain
June 30th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
It simply tells us how they think about Gareebs………
July 1st, 2009 at 3:09 am
wah wah bahut ji acha aur gareebo joke tha, mujhe bahut he pasand aaya pata nahi dosron ko kyun nahi aaya.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:38 am
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…..
itni gareeb family hai
November 14th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
bada hi gareeb joke tha…….
January 20th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
really me bahut garib family thi. it was really very funny so many ha haha’s
February 24th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Made me laugh for a while, nice joke
April 15th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
kya garib family hai boss…
kash main bhi itna gareeb hota
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:57 pm
nice joke but it must be in any one language
May 8th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
awesome joke
May 10th, 2010 at 8:14 am
kaash mein woh garib hota
May 10th, 2010 at 8:15 am
hey woh to apni baat kar rahi thi
June 24th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
office se chhutti le kar, baith kar, aise joke likhte hain kya? goooooood joke
August 11th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
nice joke….actually, itz hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jisko samajh me nhi aya wo befkoof
its good
ilkied it
August 11th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
vry gud yaar
August 24th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
kitni garibi se likha gaya joke hai so sad… phele bar pata chala ki garib ke pass me mali car guard etc hai!!!
August 29th, 2010 at 11:10 am
wah!kya joke tha!
September 16th, 2010 at 12:28 am
boss! recession ka time chalu hai. (mandi yaar )
October 16th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
It is a very funny joke. I Request the writer to keep writing jokes like this.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:32 pm
It is very funny joke. Keep witting jokes like that.
very funnyyyyyyyyyyy.
October 28th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
excellent joke kucch jyada hi gareeb family thi ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!………………………………………………….
November 1st, 2010 at 7:27 pm
wasise to accha tha:)
November 24th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
itni gareeb family aaj tak nahin dekhi
November 24th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
i loved it very much
November 24th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
mercides va va va
wo bhi 3-3
November 24th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
mercidies wo bhi teen teen
November 24th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
i didn’t understand the moral will any smart person can answer it..please…..
November 24th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE
November 24th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I KNOW THAT SOUNDARYA UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE AS I EXPAINED HER AS SHE IS MY OWN SISTER.HOW EVER GOOD JOKE………………..
December 9th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
monkey ka jana ginger ka taste
December 9th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
monkey kya jana ginger ka taste
December 19th, 2010 at 7:34 am
i couldn’t read that language it was hard but the english part wasn’t
December 19th, 2010 at 7:36 am
i couldn’t read that strange language
January 12th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
dhaken joke tha
January 13th, 2011 at 7:41 pm
hahahahahahaha gud 1 i loved it
tv, ac itne menge chize ek gareeb family mein kaise aaye???
kyuki yeh gareeb family ki story ek ammir ladki neh likha tha hehehe
January 14th, 2011 at 11:41 am
is mein aamir(rich)family to thi hi nahi !!!!!!!!!!!!
baas garib hi garib the…..
i pray to god that- sabko aise hi garibi mele!
January 19th, 2011 at 10:46 pm
I like the joke very much. yaar koi mera jaisa garib bhi hota hai
February 1st, 2011 at 12:10 pm
@Ananya: samajhane k liye dimag chahiye
February 2nd, 2011 at 8:37 am
Very Nice, funny n innocent joke. I like it very much.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:23 pm
ek cenima ka malik gandhi ji ka fan tha to jab usne uska naam”gandhi ji ki dothi”
rakha aur jab koi nyi film aati to add hota gandhi ji ki dothi me agg,golmaal
March 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 pm
it was very funny and nice gud gud I like it!!!!!!:-)
March 8th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
hahahaha
March 8th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
vry vry fny any other more site of jokes ………….
March 15th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
vry fny ar there some more jokes like these
April 5th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
They were so poor that they were not even fit 4 fasting!!
April 6th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
ha ha its a very rich family
April 20th, 2011 at 9:11 pm
hahahhahahaha what a rich funny joke is this
May 5th, 2011 at 9:19 pm
oh!what a gareeb family.ha ha……………………
May 5th, 2011 at 9:24 pm
it is very boring
May 6th, 2011 at 5:06 pm
3 BMW gaadi nahi thi
May 19th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
hey guys send some good ones it was very ajeeeeeeeeeeebo”gareeeeb,,
May 21st, 2011 at 8:34 pm
very poor thought….lolzzzz….:)
June 14th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Kaash har indian itna garib ho………
June 27th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
heheh…..:P:P……:D…:)….NYCHH…!!…..1….<3ED IT….
July 1st, 2011 at 12:27 pm
hahahahhahaha lolzz i like it
July 2nd, 2011 at 9:24 pm
Bohut khub surat
July 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Funny fun
July 4th, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Superb – Very Good Joke
July 19th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
I like this joke very much. it is very funny
August 20th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
GOOD JOCKE I LIKE THIS JOCKE
August 20th, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Jes na be lekha ho vo be joke ka tara gareeb ha. koch be samajj nahi pahi. Dude so don’t be so rude.
August 30th, 2011 at 3:36 pm
kya mast joke hai….lozzz…
September 30th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
iss joke ki tarah uski sooooch bhi bahut gareeb hai
October 16th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
a nice joke. i don’t understand Hindi. i am an american. my friend translated it for me.
October 25th, 2011 at 12:56 am
its gud joke thanx krish 4 translating t
November 5th, 2011 at 12:24 am
Good
November 19th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
itni gareeb kash mein hoti! it was quite a good joke par afsos ki baat to yeh hai ki samajh mein sirf unhe aaya jinke paas dimag tha
November 21st, 2011 at 7:55 pm
nice joke
;D
November 26th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
HA !
OH !
Very Poor family.
November 27th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
What a PJ!!
December 5th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
THIS IS A VERY NICE JOKE AND I LIKE IT VERY MUCH. I WANT IT TO BE MADE MORE INTERESTING BUT I LIKED IT VERY, VERY MUCH.
December 11th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
boring yaar salo kaisi joke hai
December 18th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
WAH!
WAH!
GREAT JOKEEEEE….
December 27th, 2011 at 12:50 am
example that rich girls don’t have brains
January 12th, 2012 at 8:58 pm
wah wah wah….!!!
DO BANGLEY…
3 GAADIYA…
5 AC….
AUR LAKHO SAREEAA…..:):)
SACH KAHU KOI MANE YA NA MANE…BT AISI GAREEBI NE HAME BHI LUTA DIYA……
WAH WAH WAH WAH…!!!
February 14th, 2012 at 5:23 pm
KITNA ACHA THA PER WHO DONT UNDERSTAND MAI UN KAI LE A VERY SAAAAAAAIIID
February 17th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
bahut garib essay tha
March 15th, 2012 at 11:54 am
itni garib family nahi dekhi
March 15th, 2012 at 11:54 am
nice joke
April 8th, 2012 at 9:37 am
nice!i luv it and it is really gareeb
April 25th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
wah what a gareeb family
April 30th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
ha ha bhagwan sab ko etna gareeb banye.
May 9th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
very funny………. & too good………….. joke I like it
May 12th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
SABHI ITNE AUR ISSSE BHI JYADA GARIB HONE CHAHIYE
May 13th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
mast joke kash sab gareeb aese hote
May 20th, 2012 at 7:59 pm
i liked it…………. funny joke
May 24th, 2012 at 8:55 am
hmm…vry funny joke