Customer Care in 2020…
Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…
Customer : Hello, can I order..
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer : It s eh…, hold………. on……889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK… you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system Sir.
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza…
Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.
Customer : How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir
Customer : What?… What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it
Customer : How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from
the National Library last week Sir.
Customer : OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.99!
Customer : Can I pay by! credit card?
Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today
Customer : Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can t wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle…
Customer : What!
Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,…registration number 1123…
Operator : Is there anything else Sir?
Customer : Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also
diabetic…….
Customer : #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?
Customer : Faints…..
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October 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Thats very nice.
……….hahahaha……….
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Thats sweet and funny
…….hahahaha………
October 4th, 2007 at 2:23 am
i luv it…
October 4th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
HOPE SO IT REALLY GETS LIKE THIS IN THE NEXT COMING YEARS…….ANYWAY NICE JOKE……
October 18th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice…………
Hahahahahahahahhahah….
October 19th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
luvLy mwaahh 2 u
October 21st, 2007 at 1:00 pm
very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice i really loved it
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Very funny.
What will happen if technology reveals everything? Hahahahahahahahaa…………..
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm
haha i luv it
………..
October 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
goooood really funny
November 26th, 2007 at 9:46 am
yeh its good…..
December 5th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Loved it
February 15th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Lovely Joke
February 27th, 2008 at 6:26 am
hahahahahahahahaha
April 7th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
super joke.. wonderful
November 12th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
superb
February 27th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
very nice.
February 28th, 2010 at 9:21 am
stupid
February 28th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
this is scary yet so funny…
imagine when we’re in that customer positi0n.. hmm, i juz might get an heart attack…
March 1st, 2010 at 10:19 am
i dont think it was a joke it was just like irritating
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
hey give him pizaa free nither he will dia before…very nice joke
March 6th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
LOL LOVE IT
March 9th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Simply, superb, hat’s up to u.
March 9th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
simply, superb, hat’s upto ur creativeness, hope this turn true in coming years.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
it’s an awesome one man.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
very funny……..i like it………haha haha
May 9th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
hey was long nd tooooo long but was goooood………….:-)
June 24th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
good immagination
July 1st, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Wow realy very good.
This is second time when i recieved a very good joke.
wow…….
September 15th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
excellent thinking superb
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm
This is just 2 much
November 7th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
hahaha…. excellent joke…. ;P
….. loved it…
December 8th, 2010 at 7:53 am
This is the best joke i ever read about technology keeeeeep it uuuuuuuup.
February 7th, 2011 at 8:41 pm
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all girls love it and i love all girls.
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:rofl:
February 23rd, 2011 at 5:47 pm
MIND BLOWING .. .. ..
April 15th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
very nice !!!
April 16th, 2011 at 1:04 am
Very Nice !!!!!!!
but onething that should be seen here is developments in technology…
hahahha
May 18th, 2011 at 11:01 am
Mazz aa Gaya.
Keep it up mr. Khan
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:57 pm
wht is it
May 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 pm
niceeeeeeeeeee
June 15th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
hahhahahah
July 25th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
excellent and at the same time it is proved that care center people do hard work.
Keep it up sir
k. shanthi rao
August 16th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
hahaha..nyc1..was worth it!!!
August 23rd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
achha tha
September 30th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
very nice joke but its too lengthy……….
October 8th, 2011 at 7:10 pm
very long joke
December 8th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
LENGTHY BUT….SWEET
December 25th, 2011 at 1:24 pm
superb fab supercool love it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>