Blonde Car Accident


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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Angrily, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny?

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”





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28 Responses to “Blonde Car Accident”



  1. RANIA Says:

    NICE ONE YAAR………

  2. manje Says:

    good one :)

  3. sana Says:

    lol:D

  4. Nana Says:

    this one is so funny! ha ha ha

  5. Meerab Says:

    what r u tryin to prove, did u mean that blonde people are dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. cool anish Says:

    its too long but good one

  7. mArRy nOOr Says:

    good one buddy…..

  8. None Says:

    Good one… And meerab its only a joke… calm down.

  9. chocolate Says:

    hahaha

  10. Noufil Says:

    nice 1

  11. Kishan.N.S Says:

    hey pawan,where do u get this jokes from yaar?????????????

  12. rosemaina Says:

    nice

  13. pammy jha Says:

    U R TO GOOD BOSS I LOVE YOUR JOKES YAAR
    bye!

  14. Mubaracali Haiderali Says:

    that funny yaar

  15. vishnu Says:

    excellent

  16. riya Says:

    nice…… lol :D

  17. Anonymous Says:

    alright! that was totally funny! lol :)

  18. Anonymous Says:

    :) )

  19. rajinder Says:

    Iappriciate the lady’s action

  20. Sadhya Says:

    apni car ki chinta nahi,par uss circle se bahar nikalne ki hai!

  21. diya Says:

    mow! please do send jokkkky males

    I require it to fresh my mind

  22. va Says:

    bad

  23. vatsal Says:

    bohot achha hai!

  24. dolly Says:

    very funny………..poor blonde!!!!

  25. neetu Says:

    fantestice..i can’t stop laughing..

  26. disha Says:

    …?????

  27. disha Says:

    :)

  28. neya Says:

    it is a copy right from supandi tales ah…..

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