The Last Criteria


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Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.

They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked, “how will we know which is your and which is mine?”

Horse

Banta Singh said “its easy I will cut mine’s tail and yours will be the one with tail”.

Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.

So the next morning confusion arose even more. Santa Singh said, “don’t worry, I”ll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell”.

The boys heard this too so they cut the bell.

The next day, Santa Singh got frustrated and said, “OKAY!!! now the last criteria will be that:

White Horse will be yours and Black Horse will be mine”.





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13 Responses to “The Last Criteria”



  1. chaitanya Says:

    Excellent jokes,especially the Santa Banta jokes.

  2. naghma Says:

    well!!!…this was one of the most funniest joke i have ever read before.nd yah!!…………’o,”o’ “i forget”it made me almost cry with laugh

  3. anand Says:

    such a good job

  4. rubab Says:

    gud………
    nice joke haan…………………..

  5. bnrakesh Says:

    sardaron bas aissay hi lagay rahoo

  6. jai Says:

    bohot shandar joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. vedant Says:

    nice one

  8. pooja Says:

    excellent jokes and also intresting

  9. jupi Says:

    wow,interesting

  10. chikuw Says:

    Excellent ,amazing jokes .Just keep updating jokes like this.

  11. Gopi Chand Says:

    nice and cool……jokes

  12. Miss India Says:

    mere ko badi achi lagi :D

  13. Lei wulong Says:

    Cut my boobs.

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