You are not Getting Older


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A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Birthday cake

Well he thinks for a while and says: let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks “how do you want me to put it?”

The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

“You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom”.





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26 Responses to “You are not Getting Older”



  1. chander kumar soni Says:

    non veg joke.

  2. RAKESH Says:

    hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………………………………………………………….hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………………………………………..

  3. rosemaina Says:

    yeh thora zyada hogaya tha….

  4. Sayeedd Whosane Says:

    Its really a real reflection about the nature of every women….. as women are strongly desire to hear those words from their partner………..

  5. Ghouri Says:

    Great Joke

  6. Ranjan Says:

    funny…….

  7. sadiya Says:

    yaah its really superb joke.

  8. sam Says:

    kuch bi samajna aya ha ha ha

  9. kane Says:

    Awesome

  10. makingon Says:

    :S palle nahi padaa

  11. Mocn Sayed Says:

    Wooww, @ Funny. Yea I Like It. Awesome…

  12. hardy Says:

    it was d gud one…

  13. Anonymous Says:

    Look, I’m young, alright, so I, like, couldn’t understand the joke. Please somebody try to explain me this. (:

  14. shakil Says:

    he anonymous agar samajh me aajata to ham hansate kyon

  15. vinod Says:

    Fantastic keep it up .

  16. tiara Says:

    the joke meant he rold the sales man to put you are not getting older at the top and put you are getting better at the bottom so when the people saw the cake it says you are not getting older at the top and put you are getting better on the bottom but, the salesman actually put the words top and bottom in the sentence you get it now anonymous beacause i get it perfectly. Your Welcome bye

  17. ananya Says:

    faltooooooooooooooooooooo joke mat maro!

  18. rajnikant shah Says:

    what a salesman ??
    he sales cakeand secrets as weLL!!

  19. Parvathy Says:

    Really Really wonderful and Really funny joke……..HA..HA..HA..HA…..

  20. ankita Says:

    I would love to know his wife’s reactionin front of all guests.

  21. Rinki Says:

    So funny at the top and so funny at the bottom ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

  22. dolly Says:

    very good joke

  23. disha Says:

    OH GOD…!!

  24. Priya Says:

    That was a very bad joke. I didn’t like it.

  25. Joseph Rudolf Says:

    What Such a Bad Joke..! why JokesDuniya.com….?

  26. Rhea Says:

    LOL!! super funny joke

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