You’ll Be Socked
DO YOU THINK ONLY FAT IS UGLY???
YOU”LL BE SOCKED TO LOOK ON 2ND SIDE OF THE PICTURE…
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September 23rd, 2007 at 12:13 am
These are exceptional cases. You don’t have to be excessively fat or too slim.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee healthy.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Hi….Both Fat &thin pictures are the two extremes. You know the lady s fat.But the skinny pictures are awful.Just like a skeleton covered with skin.The greatest gift,not fatness or skinny,it is to be happy in whatever shape we are in.Thank you.Have a nice day.
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:00 pm
really bad after watching these pics one shud feel , he/she shud b happy watever shape r they in …. just love urself , its only matter hw u look beautiful from ur heart….
September 24th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
oh man i am shocked to see this i never see this site of view ever before its such amazing n obouisly i am agree with u that fat is not ugly slim r also, tell me that how these god damn girls alive i m afraid to see all of these girls.
September 24th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
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wait for ur favorable consideration
September 24th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
oops, I think I will continue with what I am now
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Huh !!! I m actually shocked.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
This is too gruesome, some girls just go to extremes in becoming thin, its fine to eat healthy and feel fit, but come on, these pics are totally shocking, are they real???? if they are real then its surprising that they have the energy to do things in their every day life, or maybe they just sleep and just get up for photo shoots? as i think they all all models….
October 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
middle is always the best
October 16th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
the spelling of ‘shocked’ is INCORECT it is actually ‘S.H.O.C.K.E.D’ AND NOT ‘SOCKED’
October 16th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
oh my god i am shocked…. middle is the best……..
October 17th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Middle is the best. But the problem is how to be a middle size person?
October 18th, 2007 at 2:23 am
OH GOD!I AM REALLY VERY STUNNED BY THIS PICS,
MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS US ….!!I THINK THESE IMAGES ARE TOO GENUINE..
October 21st, 2007 at 8:47 pm
i am really socked….
October 22nd, 2007 at 12:43 am
i think this pics may be real but 30% chance its not gud 4 us to b very fat or not also 2 be very thin in life equality is compoulsory & thanx 2 ALLAH……. 2 mantain me
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
no words to explain..i think its quiet self
explanatory…………
November 19th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Smartness doesnt depends on thin or fat… it is ur physical & Mental fitnees if you are physically & mentally healthy than you are a smart. But these are also shocking pictures & genuine too. you explore everyday something new and informatic. good job buddy keep it up…
November 19th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
LOOKING SHOCKING!BUT VERY FUNNY I THINK THESE R COMPUTER GENERATED(100% SURE)
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:16 am
so be as u r its god gift 2 every one
November 29th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
this pictures are the heights i mean on one can imagine themselves or others being so thin or fat
December 8th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
thts called anarexic man..tht aint skinny lol
December 12th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
aftr seeing ths i thnk tht v shud thank God 4whtevr he has given us..instead of trying to change r shapes tht has been given us by God The Almighty..
January 9th, 2008 at 4:28 am
lol what a picsssssssss ha ha ha ha
January 9th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! the fat is fat but the thin is just crazy!!!! nothing is worth it man!!!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
it is not a joke i think…
it iz something horrible…..
aisa nahi hona chahie…..
i don know yeh larkian zinda kaisey hein..puri hadion ka dhancha hai….
idon think inki aisee figure kisi ko khush ker sakti hai…yah yeh khud iss figure k sath satisfy ho sakti hein
February 1st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
it’s ok.the girl who want to be slim by dieting,should be made like her by god.thanks
February 15th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
No words to explain
March 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
amazing
March 16th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
GOOD FROM LAST ONE YEAR I STARTED BEING FAT LITTLE STOMACHE THIS IS GOOD TO SHOW WHO PREFER THIN AND COMMENT
April 7th, 2008 at 1:41 am
really awful picture!its true that one needs to be thin n not fat!but haa it would be rather said to be healthy n happier looking rather than been fat to allow people to pass comment or been so skinny that people wonder what kind of excercise you do!
April 15th, 2008 at 5:44 am
cool
April 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
ohhhh…. very disgusting photos. one should not be too thin or too fat. we should maintain a balancing figure. well the mail is a lesson for fat and thin people.
April 19th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Ooh! my God. middle is the best
April 19th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Ooh! MY GOD MIDDLE IS THE BEST
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
nice one
August 18th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
A think you should have neither used the word fat nor thin
January 12th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Happiness is the gr8est gift of God.Be Happy & enjoy life the fullest.
February 20th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Too much of anything is harmfulthey say. the first phot tells us about being soo fat how ugly you look and the rest being skeleton. You can’t say your keep figure thats killing yourself by dieting. I don,t like it.
February 20th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
S.H.O.C.K.E.D
You all are morans
February 20th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
This picture really great.From this pic. anybody can learn a lession agst. the fatty….
February 20th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
omg…some girls just go to extremes in becoming thin, its fine to eat healthy and feel fit, but come on, these pics are totally shockin…. this is not real..
they r fake…
February 20th, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Dear. Selection of Photo is special job I agreed your hard work, and bring us the combination. Fat and Slim it is not by our hand (by nature) like someone had childern, someone dont…
February 21st, 2010 at 11:16 am
Besides the extreme state of thin, there is a picture of normal person also.So, why not be a normal healthy person?
February 21st, 2010 at 1:50 pm
very impressive.
February 21st, 2010 at 3:52 pm
i think we shud b proud of who so ever n how so ever we r
February 21st, 2010 at 5:28 pm
this is too intresting
February 21st, 2010 at 5:40 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahhahh gud
February 21st, 2010 at 7:48 pm
HO
ohhhh
mujse to dekha nahi ja rha hai…please
February 21st, 2010 at 8:16 pm
toooooooooooooooooooo badddddddddddddddd
i want to be a healthy person nor too thin nor too fat
February 21st, 2010 at 8:26 pm
people can’t judge how much they have to eat or not.they only think if they looking fat or looking very slim.but they don’t want to be a perfect health or normal.
February 21st, 2010 at 8:29 pm
hey!! its very funny and true…. now not to be thin…ha hah…
February 21st, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Awesome….
great pictures
after seeing all this my perspective has been changed….thin can also look ugly..
there should b a perfect balance between two..
means moderate body weight..
February 21st, 2010 at 10:34 pm
waw, wonderful collection
February 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 am
Frankly speaking or I realistically speaking both types are good for nothing in life.
You have to be fighting fit to live your life.
February 22nd, 2010 at 1:30 pm
It’s really Horrebal……….
February 22nd, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Excess of every thing is bad. Neither too healthy nor too thin. One has to maintain oneself accordingly.
February 22nd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
my god! its really horrible i think too much is too bad for any matter.
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:36 pm
its very bad yaar,but if you maintain average physic then its ok,dont be like this .
February 26th, 2010 at 12:51 am
my god! its really horrible i think too much is too bad for any matter.
February 26th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
OH MY GOD !! ITS EXTREMELY SHOCKING !! THE FAT ONE IS STILL LOOKING OK BUT THE THIN ONES ARE JUST JUST JUST (SORRY NO WORDS FOR THEM)BUT AFTER SEEING THESE PICS I WILL NEVER TEASE OTHERS SAYING THAT THEY ARE FAT…..
February 28th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
hi i need a friend all the jokesindiafriend can u please become myfriend i need a friend who feel my feeling and chat with me as a friend my id is
March 1st, 2010 at 8:23 am
IT’S FANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
don’t even know what to say
i think average will do
March 8th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Really very funny, but maintain the average shape of the body.
March 28th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
It looks extremely ugly.Not a big thing to become fat or thin.But being middle shaped is better.
March 30th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Hi,I think one should maintain her/his own body.Excercise and eating healthy and balanced meal will do
April 8th, 2010 at 11:04 am
So sad for those in the pictures
April 24th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
the idea u wanna express “fit and healthy is beautiful” is fine…
but these r fake pictures
May 5th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
its very funny yaar
May 23rd, 2010 at 8:58 am
In fact, middle is always best.
June 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 pm
be normal nt 2 fat nt 2 thin a gud n healthy person dats it tc all
June 18th, 2010 at 8:47 am
It’s always required to judge yourself with other for betterment. Now i can say for those who are good with their health that they should keep maintain their health. but again these girl didn’t demoralize with their god gift thin body and use it for popularity and keep happy themeselves with it.
Nice to seeeeeeeeeeeee
June 28th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Its nice to be in the ‘Middle ‘ but nicer to be Healthy and Happy, lets hope the thin people can put on some weight and the larger people be allowed to lose some.
June 28th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
oh……..god these are the exceptions..
as per my point of view the person neither be too fatty nor too slim.
as seen above they both gives bad appearances……….
July 2nd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
both pics are horrible!
July 3rd, 2010 at 4:26 pm
thank God what I am , Its O.K. Main to aise hi preshan rehti thi
July 8th, 2010 at 10:02 am
coolllllllllllll
September 11th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
It’s better to be a healthyperson, and not too slim and also not too fat.
October 3rd, 2010 at 2:00 pm
good..
October 10th, 2010 at 11:57 am
i think i would prefer to be healthy not soooooooo fatand also not soooooooo thin.
October 10th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
yaar pls unkha kuch fat inn models ko daan main dedo
October 12th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
a balancing act is very important in every aspect of life, just like the acrobats walking on tight ropes. they can stand still and they can’t afford to fall.
October 12th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Friends don’t think ,being fat is ugly .
It is important to have a balanced diet.
A balanced diet is a diet which contains
all the nutrients . I am surprised after seeing these images.
October 12th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 16th, 2010 at 7:23 am
good one … send some haryanvi jokes
November 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am
it is not good to us to be too fat and too thin
November 8th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
very good
November 10th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
this is not a joke.. how can we make fun of those suffered people…
mujhe inhe dekhkar hasi nahi aayi balki dukh hua. ki aise figure mein log inka majak udane ke liye inse modelling karwa rahi hai.
insane………
November 26th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Dats really shocking.Dont crave so much so be happy for whatevr allah’s given us a very good health dats more important for us.
people simply follow the fashion world just a fake i beleive.
Keep yourself fit and Fine thats enuf.
November 28th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
bad one ………
December 11th, 2010 at 7:59 am
brother does their thing also shrivel up if you know what i mean!!!!
December 19th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
wow! 0 (zero) figure.
January 4th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
woah !!!i am shocked
January 8th, 2011 at 11:19 am
Very funny
January 10th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
seeing those pics i am !@#$%^&*()O*+&^%#$@!@#$%^&*( i donot know what to say they are stunning and i m really stunned.
January 17th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
The lady is not thin!!!!!!!!!!
Her bones are very weak & her muscles are less b’cuz of muscle wastage!!!!
THAT’S ALL !!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 pm
I’m not so elder if you don’t know.I’m just 9 years old and i am totally fit and smart.
January 27th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
we r really socked by ur image.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Now a days beaty is turning into beasts, it is shoking.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Fat is a curse of the godbut I don’t know god is fat or skinny.
March 5th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I AM SO GLAD THAT I AM FAT.I WANT TO BE THIN,BUT AFTER LOOKING THIS PICTURE I DON’T WANT TO BE THIN
March 5th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
AFTER SEEING THIS PICTURE,I DON’T WANT TO BE THIN,I AM SO HAPPY THAT I AM FAT
March 8th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
being slim is a great thing; being extra slim is like soo stupid and so uglyy…….we all should be happy wid watever looks we hve
March 13th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
beem this joke
March 23rd, 2011 at 7:21 pm
FYI
March 28th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
seriously dumb.
May 21st, 2011 at 2:09 pm
realy fantastic
May 31st, 2011 at 8:28 pm
excuses evry 1 that much fat is not good and that muchthin is also not good!!!!!!!!!!! got it evry1
May 31st, 2011 at 8:29 pm
excuses evry 1 that much fat is not good and that muchthin is also not good! got it evry1
June 8th, 2011 at 9:19 am
Being thin is not good and being fat is also not good. Be normal that will be good
June 24th, 2011 at 9:22 pm
Hahaha
July 8th, 2011 at 11:51 am
After seeing these, i would prefer to be fat like the first picture.
The others all seem to be out of the
Vampire Movies!
July 9th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I AM TO THIN NOW BUT I DONT WANT TO BE FAT LIKE HER
July 9th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
After seeing this thin ladies i think i am too much beteer than them and now i want to be healthy
July 26th, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Good examples, but i just dont want to change myself.
September 9th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
So from now , I will not try to reduce my weight
September 19th, 2011 at 7:26 am
Very sad but very true,
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:19 pm
its very ugly to look…………yaak
September 29th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
yeh man! cool of the dammed guys!
fat or thin….who cares dude?!!
October 7th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Yes ur only faty person is not ugly………
October 14th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
now i would like to be fat than being thin………..it is not necessary to be thin…it’s lovely.
November 26th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
its better not to be so thin or so fat.
December 4th, 2011 at 4:15 am
Oh my God. You confused me so much I don’t want to be anything neither fat nor thin.
December 6th, 2011 at 11:53 am
HEHE…!!
NO COMMENTS….!!
December 6th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
So Bad..
December 17th, 2011 at 7:19 pm
hey be thin but not so much it totaly looks like a vampire has sucked all blood out of the thins…!!!!!!shockin!!!
January 9th, 2012 at 6:41 pm
it was really a shocking one!!! lol!!! not really they might be having any problem..blah! blah! people generally ask me don’t i get bored writing such long log comments
January 29th, 2012 at 9:49 am
I still feel thins are better than fats.
March 12th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
third class joke!
April 5th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
it looks really horrible!!!
April 9th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Really wonderful.